Ray Narvaez Jr.

Fake AH / Sniper / Freelance If You're Paying [[Dependent Fake AH Ray Blog]]

[pinksniperrifle]

doctor-gold‌:

[Joel grumbles and leans against Ray in return] Just, enjoy your party. Today is your day alright?

Alright. [Ray gives him half a smile and then leans up quickly to press a kiss to the corner of Joel’s mouth, settling himself back against Joel’s side like it hadn’t happened.] I won’t go jumping out of a window.  

[pinksniperrifle]

dickie-puppeteer‌:

[Geoff just laughs] I blame Alzheimer’s.

[Ray leans against Joel momentarily, in place of a hug. The party is full of people he knows but he still tends to hold back over-affectionate moves in public] It’s alright, I remembered for you.

[He shakes his head at Geoff, refusing to agree. But it’s tough not to laugh at all.] 

[pinksniperrifle]

dickie-puppeteer‌:

I mean I helped but he did most of the planning this time around.

You’d think after the last time you’d at least set a reminder in your phone, that’s how I remembered mine. Geoff he forgot his own birthday! Twice!

[pinksniperrifle]

dickie-puppeteer‌:

Yeah but it’s good for you to expand your horizons from time to time kiddo! Besides Joel put in a lot of work on this.

You forgot again? That’s like two years in a row.

-- I thought it was you. [Now Ray looks conflicted] 

[pinksniperrifle]

dickie-puppeteer‌:

Uhhh…cuz it’s your birthday?

How come you can be grumpy on your birthday but I get shit if I’m grumpy on mine?

Geoff, I am the opposite of a party person.

[pinksniperrifle]

dickie-puppeteer‌:

Exactly. And today is not one of them.

Well you’d better make sure you’re not grumpy tomorrow. 

[Ray sighs, exasperated.] Why a party?

[pinksniperrifle]

dickie-puppeteer‌:

When has this crew ever done something ‘safe’ when we could do something fun?

So I should return the present I got for you for tomorrow, then?

[Ray sighs at the lack of safety] Not often enough. 

[pinksniperrifle]

dickie-puppeteer‌:

After the whole…sniper thing. I made sure these windows were bullet proof and reinforced. Good luck breaking them to jump out. And good luck fitting through them. There is no escape. What was that chant you did? No way in, no way out?

What? I’m not listening, your old man voice is so hard to hear, Joel--

So you basically locked everyone in here, then? That can’t be fire safe.

[pinksniperrifle]

dickie-puppeteer‌:

doctor-gold‌:

Yeah and that line is you getting a year older. Sadly you can’t walk away from that or this party.

Soon. Soon you will be old like us. We’ll pick out a cane for you later.

I might be able to jump out of a window and fix both problems, actually.

You don’t even use a cane, Geoff.

[pinksniperrifle]

masterofstealthandcats‌:

But it’s your birthday Ray! You know we celebrate crew birthday’s in style. Happy Birthday!!

This is why the past few years I’ve just not shown my face on my birthday.

[pinksniperrifle]

dickie-puppeteer‌:

doctor-gold‌:

Fuck you fight us. Also happy birthday.

Do you know how often Joel and I agree on shit lately? Not often. So fuck you, fight us, happy birthday.

There’s a line being crossed here. I should just walk away.

Thanks I guess?

[pinksniperrifle]

I think this is kind of excessive. It’s just a birthday.

[pinksniperrifle]

neptunethenoob‌:

I kinda like it when they’re mixed up… it’s like they’ve found family!! But its’ super annoying when I have to reset something…..

They can be families in their own cubby apartments. With less chance of your pets pulling them to the floor, too.

[pinksniperrifle]

neptunethenoob‌:

O..oh. I guess that makes sense too… 

Plus it makes it way easier to organize when you’ve got things separated. No more mixed up games or cords or cables.

[pinksniperrifle]

neptunethenoob‌:

Oh… I thought it was just like.. to make it look nicer????

The part that makes it look nicer is not having a bunch of stuff in front of it.

[pinksniperrifle]

neptunethenoob‌:

On top…????????????????????? Right in front of the TV!

Putting things on top just collects dust- do you want dust inside your Xbox? [He pauses at the second option.] 

... Kerry. The whole point is unblocking your TV!

[pinksniperrifle]

neptunethenoob‌:

But do we really need that thing?? Like won’t it be fine without??????

Kerry it’s an entertainment center, it’s meant to have a shelf that does what shelves do. Hold things. If it doesn’t have the shelf it’s not gonna be more than a TV table with sides; where’s your console gonna go?