Goku and Vegeta are now magical girls
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Goku and Vegeta are now magical girls
I just realized that Chichi’s dad is a king, technically making Goku a prince.
"Acceptable, he can be a royal jester of mine then."
The feather falling boots stay on during sex.
"...The fuck kinda sex?"
"I have obtained a form even ebyond that of Ultra Instinct and Ultra Ego combined. Behold."
One transformation montage later.
"Super Vegyatta."
Wait now you gotta do Vegeta speak
“Hmph. Listen up, you amateurs. First off, don’t bother fussing if your RP skills aren’t top-notch from the get-go. Even I wasn’t born a Saiyan elite overnight. We all start somewhere, even the veterans. Take your time, keep honing your skills, and don’t expect to be a powerhouse right away. Discipline is key, you fools.
Second, get your communication straight. If you must clarify your moves or coordinate with others, then do it! Good communication leads to efficient teamwork, and none of us want to be thrown off by some ridiculous, unexpected twist.
And one more thing—remember, RP is about more than just winning. Don’t overexert yourself trying to dominate every scene. The real purpose is to enjoy it. Go all out, rack up those wins, and make the most of it with your allies. RP isn’t just about victories; it’s about the journey itself. So get out there and prove your worth!”
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Send ৻ꪆ For One Trauma My Muse Has And How They Cope/Don't Cope With It In Their Everyday Life
Vegeta carried the trauma of losing Planet Vegeta, his people, and nearly everything tied to his identity while still being forced to serve the one responsible for it. He rarely spoke about it directly, but it shaped a lot of what he became. His obssession with strength, pride and never appearing weak came from knowing what happened the last time he had been powerless.
In everyday life, Vegeta coped by training until exhaustion and turned grief into anger. He treated vulnerability like another enemy to defeat, refusing comfort even when he clearly needed it. Over time, his family gave him something new to protect, but he still struggled to express that fear properly. Instead of admitting how much they meant to him, he became more watchful and more determined than ever to ensure he would never los everything again.
"I guess you could say Cooler is or isn't"
"Metal?"
"Wow Vegeta, I can't believe she kicked you 500 times in the dick and then made a funny joke!"
Agonized groaning.