( reply as muse talking )
► NAME ➭ “Piers... jus’ Piers. Like Cher. Fuck off, I don’ give out m’last name.”
► ARE YOU SINGLE? ➭ “Depends on when y’meet me, but ‘f we’re playin’ at my usual timin’, I’m in a relationship wit’ Sonia.”
► ARE YOU HAPPY? ➭ “Depends on th’time ‘f day and where I am. And how drunk I am.”
► ARE YOU ANGRY? ➭ “Say th’wrong thing ‘bout m’lil sis and I will be.”
► ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED? ➭ “My parents aren’ ‘round ‘nymore.”
► BIRTH PLACE ➭ “Born ‘n Spikemuth, ‘n’ I’ll probably die there too.”
► HAIR COLOR ➭ “Black wit’ a bit ‘f white. Why? Don’ ‘ave a pic ‘f me?”
► EYE COLOR ➭ “Green as fuck.”
► BIRTHDAY ➭ “May 20th. Actually forget I said tha’, I don’ want people makin’ a fuss.”
► MOOD ➭ “Kinda hungry righ’ now.”
► GENDER ➭ He opened his pants, as though to check, “Still a guy.”
► SUMMER OR WINTER ➭ “I hate th’fuckin’ cold. So I guess Summer by default.”
► MORNING OR AFTERNOON ➭ “I sleep through most mornin’s so, afternoon? Or maybe mornin’s jus’ cause I get to sleep through ‘em.”
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE !
► ARE YOU IN LOVE?➭ “Yeah, I love Sonia. Kinda implied from one ‘f th’first questions y’asked me.”
► DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? ➭ “Still not sure hones’ly. Kinda happened wit’ Sonia in a sense, when I firs’ met ‘er when I was a lad, but not sure ‘f tha’ was love ‘r I just liked someone noticin’ me.”
► WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? ➭ “Only had th’one, still goin’ strong.”
► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? ➭ “Probably broke a few fangirls’ hearts by turnin’ ‘em down. And probably m’whole fanbase when Sonia ‘n’ came out officially.”
► ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS? ➭ “Sure ‘s fuck was ‘fore I finally manned up and wen’ out wit’ Sonia.”
► HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK?➭ “Marnie. Girl gives good hugs. Don’ tell ‘er I said tha’.”
► HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER? ➭ “Haaaave ya met m’fanbase?.”
► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART? ➭ “Tha’s a thing?”
► LOVE OR LUST ➭ “I don’ get th’idea ‘f them havin’ t’be mutually exclusive. Like sure, I’ve lusted and not loved, but I sure as hell lust ‘fter Sonia, and I love ‘er like nothin’ else.”
► LEMONADE OR ICED TEA ➭ “Dunno wha’ th’deal ‘s wit’ cold tea. Gimme th’lemonade every time.”
► A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS ➭ “Wit’ all th’fans I have, I think I jus’ wanna few really good people t’be tight wit’.”
► WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN ➭ “Y’know, a few years ago, I’d have just slammed th’answer fer night out. But spendin’ nights in wit’ Sonia have been pretty fun in their own right.”
► DAY OR NIGHT ➭ “NIGHT TIME ‘S TH’BEST TIME!”
► BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT ➭ “Oh please, I’m th’master ‘f tha’.”
► FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS ➭ “Both, ‘specially while drunk.”
► WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT? ➭ “Yeah... finally got ‘er in th’end though!”
► SMILE OR EYES ➭ ”They’re both ‘n th’same face so I don’ gotta pick.”
► SHORTER OR TALLER ➭ “I do like when a gal has t’look up ‘t me t’look me ‘n th’eye...”
► INTELLIGENCE OR ATTRACTION ➭ “I get lotta both wit’ Sonia!”
► HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP ➭ “Used t’be all ‘bout th’hook-ups, but now tha’ I got Sonia, I’m happy wit’ my relationship.”
► DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ➭ “Wit’ Marnie, hell yeah! We’re super tight siblin’s! Didn’ get along wit’ m’pops so great when he was around. I was alrigh’ wit’ m’mum, except when I was skippin’ school.”
► WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE” ➭ “Yeah... kinda do.”
► HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME ➭ “I stayed over at a friend’s a couple times fer a week wit’out tellin’ m’parents, but tha’s ‘bout ‘t.”
► HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ➭ “M’pops wasn’ gonna mess up his public image by doin’ tha’ to a kid. I wonder ‘f he would’a ‘f he’d been around when I was a teen.”
► DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ➭ ”I don’ call people friends ‘f I don’ like ‘em, period.”
► DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS ➭ “Tha’s just more ‘f th’same shit from th’last question.”
► WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ➭ “Does Sonia count, even ‘f she’s also m’girlfriend?”
► WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ➭ “Marnie and Sonia, probably. I can’ even remember everythin’ ‘bout m’self so I dunno ‘f anyone can know everythin’.”
Tagged by - both @leafingmymark and @toxicdogars
Tagging - Anyone who laughed at Piers’ interview just now. Or just anyone, I’m not actually that funny.
