Who Needs Dynamaxin' Anyway?

Lookin' for an Indie Piers? You found 'im. Canon divergent n' stuff. Private an' very selective. Might wanna give my rules and bio a read 'fore you follow. Expect me to fuckin' swear a lot on here, and get ready for lots of dirty stuff too. Don't say jack about my sister or I'll sic Team Yell on ya.

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Light Snowfall is extremely rare in the Wild Area.

It is one of the reasons that could draw out the siblings out off Spikemuth once in a while, to enjoy a breath-taking and tranquil landscape. ———————– If you think I wasn’t gonna draw my faves wearing stylish winter clothes out in the snow at least once, I’m afraid you don’t really know me. ;P ———————– Piers, Marnie © Pokémon Sword & Shield Fan art © Me;> 

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@noxencores @teamyellboss @obstructthis

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Mun’s Pokemon Favs.

FAV GAME: Tough pick, probably XY.

FAV STARTER: Split between Charmander/Chimchar/Sobble

FAV PROTAGONIST ( Male / Female ): Brendan? (not sure on this, I just tend to really prefer the girl protags in general) / Hilda

FAV PROFESSOR: Juniper

FAV RIVAL: Gamewise: Silver, Animewise: Paul

FAV EVIL TEAM: TEAM YELLLL (not evil, just goofy), If I have to pick a legit “evil” team, Probably Team Skull (who are again, also not quite evil but just disenfranchised people causing mayhem)

FAV TEAM LEADER: Piers!

FAV GYM LEADER: Piiiiierrsss!

FAV ELITE FOUR MEMBER: Split between Karen/Shauntal/Olivia

FAV CHAMPION: Split between Cynthia/Diantha

FAV TRIAL CAPTAIN / KAHUNA: The Akala Trio (Kiawe/Mallow/Lana)

FAV BOX DEV: Bill, I guess? Probably because he’s the only one had real involvement in game plot (and even his is fairly limited).

FAV POKEMON TYPE: Fire and/or Electric probably

FAV PKMN CHARACTER: If my pokemon team for a given game doesn’t count, then Sonia!

FAV PKMN: Heliolisk!

FAV BATTLE FACILITY: Not very familiar with the game versions of the battle facilities, but I love the battle pyramid in the anime since is can freaking fly!

Tagged by: @leafingmymark Tagging: Anyone who wants to try and evaluate their faves!

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leafingmymark‌:

“Yeahhhh. In my defense, I left the money next to the bento box. That didn’t get stolen, too, did it?!”

“… Also, did you at least… Like the salad? I made the acorn jelly myself.”

The man sighed, “Nah, I got th’money ‘t least. An’ yeah, th’salad was good! I was jus’... really cravin’ tha’ pizza...”

He shook his head and laughed, “Y’know, a dumber guy might’ve blamed th’restaurant fer gettin’ their order wrong, y’know! I jus’ know tha’ tha’ couldn’ have been th’case ‘ere ‘cause Dominos don’ serve salads. At least, none tha’ I know of. I don’t really turn over past the pizza section ‘f their menu.”

Said the man who once tried to order fries at a sandwich shop.

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toxicdogars replied to your post: �� - be stuck in an elevator with, be stuck in...

“We need to go on a road trip! Crank the radio and blast the tune all the way to who the fuck cares!”

“Fuck yeah!! I think there’s movies ‘bout this kinda shit, ay? The Great Unovan Road Trip! Burnin’ rubber from Aspertia to Humilau wit’ nothin’ but th’good shit blarin’ from th’speakers! Soun’s like a blast, ‘n’ not jus’ th’sounds comin’ from th’car!”

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leafingmymark replied to your post: �� - rob a bank with, hide a body with, rat out to...

// Imagine being busted for stealing your friend’s Domino’s

“I fuckin’ knew tha’ was you! Only you’d steal a pizza an’ leave a damn salad on m’doorstep wit’ a note listin’ off the differences in calories and nutrients!”

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🚦 - be stuck in an elevator with, be stuck in traffic with, be stuck in the apocalypse with, me, Leaf (@leafingmymark), an’ how bout another gym leader from Galar? I dunno many, you pick.

PIERS’ THREE CHOICES!

“Alrigh’ so, I’m gonna say tha’ th’third choice ‘s m’good bud Milo ( @cottonthumb ) so, let’s get down ‘n’ dirty wit’ this tight quarters question, yeah?”

“Now I actually kinda thought this one out. Firs’ ‘ff Leaf ( @leafingmymark ), she gets off easy wit’ ‘t just bein’ an elevator ride ‘cause I don’ know how much ‘f me she can take when I’m just ramblin’. I might be a bit weird fer ‘er, even ‘f she’s a good friend ‘f mine. Might ‘s well spare ‘er, ‘specially ‘fter th’injustice ‘f tha’ last question I answered.”

“Then fer th’car ‘n traffic, hands-down, Homika! Y’know what a car has? A fuckin’ radio! We’re just gonna crank th’tunes and headbang so hard th’car’s bouncin’ righ’ ‘n th’middle ‘f tha’ damn gridlocked freeway! Time’ll go by ‘n no time at all an we’ll be where we’re goin’ ‘fore we know ‘t!”

“An’ then, the Apocalypse wit’ Milo? Why? ‘CAUSE HE’S A FUCKIN’ FARMER AN’ HE’LL BE ABLE TO GROW SHIT FER US T’SURVIVE ON!” he laughed boisterously, “Not t’mention th’guy’s stacked wit’ muscles, so ‘f anyone steps t’us t’try ‘n’ Mad Max us, he’ll kick ‘em righ’ back t’th’Thunderdome! I want ‘im on my side during tha’ kinda shit, fer sure!”

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💰 - rob a bank with, hide a body with, rat out to the cops. "For Marnie, Sonia and myself." ((:D))

PIERS’ THREE CHOICES!

“Damn, ya really put me through th’ringer ‘n this one, ay?” he sighed, “Alrigh’ let’s try ‘n’ sort this out.”

He leaned forward, fingers tented across his mouth as he gave the scenario more serious thought than it probably needed.

“Marnie I’m definitely hidin’ a body fer. I doubt she’d ever kill ‘nyone, but ‘f some accident happened wit’ ‘er for some crazy ass reason, I’d cover ‘t up fer ‘er. Hell, I’d go t’jail fer her ‘f I needed to.”

“Ride ‘n’ die fer th’heist wit’ Sonia. She’ll be flippin’ ou’ th’whole way, but it’ll be a thrill and I kinda wanna make out wit’ Sonia ‘fter seein’ ‘er break a law or three.”

“Then I guess... sorry Leaf, yer outed t’th’cops. But I think of all ‘f these people, I think you could be th’one who’d have th’best chance ‘f outrunnin’ ‘em, hones’ly. Don’ worry, I’ll be cheerin’ fer yer getaway!”

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THREE (3) CHOICES ;

Send an emoji below + three (3) different characters / muses that my muse must pick from! Some choices are considered ns / fw.

💍 - fuck, marry, kill. 💎 - unsex, divorce, revive. 💋 - hug, cuddle, kiss. 💫 - fight, tickle, insult. 🦋 - befriend, adopt, ignore. 🥊 - pinch, slap, punch. ✨ - summon, banish, absorb. 🔗 - handcuff, tie up, pin down. 🦷 - lick, suck, bite. 🗳️ - vote for, vote against, run against. ☕ - get coffee with, go out to dinner with, steal their food. 💤 - sleep with fully clothed, sleep with in underwear, sleep with naked. 💰 - rob a bank with, hide a body with, rat out to the cops. 🚦 - be stuck in an elevator with, be stuck in traffic with, be stuck in the apocalypse with. 🎉 - hang out with, party with, ghost. 🔛 - make love to, have a quickie with, be rough / kinky with. 🍪 - make cookies for, make a five-course meal for, burn all their food. 🔪 - protect, attack, fight side-by-side with. 💬 - SEND IN YOUR OWN THREE OPTIONS NOT LISTED ABOVE!

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“You might have to be wild in order to match you brother. To match all the energy and passion you bring to the table.”

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“Don’t call me an actual love doctor ‘ere, ‘cause I dunno ‘f tha’ whole thing about opposites attractin’ ‘s true, but Sonia sure ‘s heck ain’ tha’ wild compared t’me. Maybe I did need something a bit more... stabilizin’ as an influence on m’better half. Tha’ said, ‘fore her, lotta folks I brought back t’my place were a bit more on th’partyin’ side than anythin’, but tha’s th’kind ‘f folks yer gonna find at my concerts ‘n’ bars.”

He found himself pausing awkwardly before hastily adding, “Not tha’ I should be corruptin’ yer mind with such talk! Ferget ‘bout all tha’!”

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Turn Piers into a Heart

Tagged by: @leafingmymark​ Tagging: I’m late for this one, so anyone who wants a cool heart-y design for their muse!

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What Kind of Person is Piers into?

“I dunno ‘f I’m all fer th’wild type, given who I got wit’, though I do admit those people are pretty fun t’be ‘round, but I do know one thing... I am the Chaotic One in th’relationship.”

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How to I become a great Pokémon Trainer like you?

“Eh... If I’m bein’ real, I’m not a great pokemon trainer, and I’m not a great example t’follow. I mean, I’m I got some moves, an’ I’ve gotten pretty high ‘n th’champion tourney in Wyndon, sure, but I got a lotta bad habits when ‘t comes t’trainin’ m’pokes, not t’mention I barely gave a ratatta’s ass ‘bout my duties as a gym leader.”

He sighed and leaned back against the wall, arms crossed behind his head, “I mean, I suppose least one thing y’can follow fer th’example I set is carin’ ‘bout yer pokemon. They’re m’band, m’crew, an’ I treat ‘em just like they’re m’mates on stage, and friends off ‘f ‘t. If ya can’ do tha’ ‘s a trainer, y’probably got no business bein’ one.”

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What sort of timeless space is Piers?

The Airport

Time is happening all around you. All at once. In the corner, there is a child curled up sleeping on his father's lap. At the board, a group of young women yawn and blink sleep dust out of their eyes. You check the clock, it says 05:45. You walk past the cafe. A business man is eating eggs and bacon, the woman the table over is eating a chicken dinner. You check the clock, it says Don't Worry About It. You go to the bar, you order a soda and they hand you a tumbler of whiskey. You drink it and watch the sunrise. The bartender finishes his work day. He complains that it is late. You check the clock, it says We All Exist Simultaneously. Here, You Are Free. It Is Always Time For You. Your Time Will Always Be Now. Your flight is boarding in █ █ █ █. You run to the gate. No one looks at you. You are wearing the worst clothes possible. No one looks at you. Here, it begins. The start of an adventure. It doesn't start on Time. Because Time, says the clock, Is Always Now. Always Happening. Everything Is Happening All Over The World, All At Once. Here, We Are One. Here, Humanity Is Stitching Together And You Are In The Middle Of It All.

Tagged by: @luckynatured​

Tagging: Anyone else tangled up in this timey-wimey stuff.

[toxicdogars]

“OOOOIIIIII! You all ready to rock tonight?” a certain white haired rocker strummed her bass as she looked out in the blue ocean of Tumblr.

“HEY! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!” Striking a particularly high and face melting chord, she jammed out for a bit, hyping up the crowd.

“THAT’S THE SPIRIT! If you wanna follow an’ write with me, ya better leave a like or reblog this!”

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ASK THE MUSE !

( reply as muse talking )

► NAME ➭  “Piers... jus’ Piers. Like Cher. Fuck off, I don’ give out m’last name.” ► ARE YOU SINGLE? ➭   “Depends on when y’meet me, but ‘f we’re playin’ at my usual timin’, I’m in a relationship wit’ Sonia.” ► ARE YOU HAPPY? ➭     “Depends on th’time ‘f day and where I am. And how drunk I am.” ► ARE YOU ANGRY?  ➭    “Say th’wrong thing ‘bout m’lil sis and I will be.” ► ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED? ➭  “My parents aren’ ‘round ‘nymore.”

NINE FACTS !

► BIRTH PLACE ➭  “Born ‘n Spikemuth, ‘n’ I’ll probably die there too.” ► HAIR COLOR ➭  “Black wit’ a bit ‘f white. Why? Don’ ‘ave a pic ‘f me?” ► EYE COLOR ➭   “Green as fuck.” ► BIRTHDAY ➭     “May 20th. Actually forget I said tha’, I don’ want people makin’ a fuss.” ► MOOD ➭    “Kinda hungry righ’ now.” ► GENDER ➭  He opened his pants, as though to check, “Still a guy.” ► SUMMER OR WINTER ➭  “I hate th’fuckin’ cold. So I guess Summer by default.” ► MORNING OR AFTERNOON ➭  “I sleep through most mornin’s so, afternoon? Or maybe mornin’s jus’ cause I get to sleep through ‘em.”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE !

► ARE YOU IN LOVE?➭   “Yeah, I love Sonia. Kinda implied from one ‘f th’first questions y’asked me.” ► DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? ➭  “Still not sure hones’ly. Kinda happened wit’ Sonia in a sense, when I firs’ met ‘er when I was a lad, but not sure ‘f tha’ was love ‘r I just liked someone noticin’ me.” ► WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? ➭  “Only had th’one, still goin’ strong.” ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? ➭   “Probably broke a few fangirls’ hearts by turnin’ ‘em down. And probably m’whole fanbase when Sonia ‘n’ came out officially.” ► ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS? ➭   “Sure ‘s fuck was ‘fore I finally manned up and wen’ out wit’ Sonia.” ► HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK?➭  “Marnie. Girl gives good hugs. Don’ tell ‘er I said tha’.” ► HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER? ➭   “Haaaave ya met m’fanbase?.” ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART? ➭  “Tha’s a thing?”

SIX CHOICES !

► LOVE OR LUST ➭  “I don’ get th’idea ‘f them havin’ t’be mutually exclusive. Like sure, I’ve lusted and not loved, but I sure as hell lust ‘fter Sonia, and I love ‘er like nothin’ else.” ► LEMONADE OR ICED TEA ➭   “Dunno wha’ th’deal ‘s wit’ cold tea. Gimme th’lemonade every time.” ► A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS ➭   “Wit’ all th’fans I have, I think I jus’ wanna few really good people t’be tight wit’.” ► WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN ➭   “Y’know, a few years ago, I’d have just slammed th’answer fer night out. But spendin’ nights in wit’ Sonia have been pretty fun in their own right.” ► DAY OR NIGHT  ➭  “NIGHT TIME ‘S TH’BEST TIME!”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS !

► BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT ➭   “Oh please, I’m th’master ‘f tha’.” ► FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS ➭  “Both, ‘specially while drunk.” ► WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT? ➭  “Yeah... finally got ‘er in th’end though!”

FIVE PREFERENCES !

► SMILE OR EYES ➭  ”They’re both ‘n th’same face so I don’ gotta pick.” ► SHORTER OR TALLER ➭  “I do like when a gal has t’look up ‘t me t’look me ‘n th’eye...” ► INTELLIGENCE OR ATTRACTION ➭   “I get lotta both wit’ Sonia!” ► HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP ➭  “Used t’be all ‘bout th’hook-ups, but now tha’ I got Sonia, I’m happy wit’ my relationship.”

FAMILY !

► DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ➭  “Wit’ Marnie, hell yeah! We’re super tight siblin’s! Didn’ get along wit’ m’pops so great when he was around. I was alrigh’ wit’ m’mum, except when I was skippin’ school.” ► WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE” ➭  “Yeah... kinda do.” ► HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME ➭   “I stayed over at a friend’s a couple times fer a week wit’out tellin’ m’parents, but tha’s ‘bout ‘t.” ► HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ➭  “M’pops wasn’ gonna mess up his public image by doin’ tha’ to a kid. I wonder ‘f he would’a ‘f he’d been around when I was a teen.”

FRIENDS !

► DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ➭   ”I don’ call people friends ‘f I don’ like ‘em, period.” ► DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS ➭  “Tha’s just more ‘f th’same shit from th’last question.” ► WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ➭  “Does Sonia count, even ‘f she’s also m’girlfriend?” ► WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ➭   “Marnie and Sonia, probably. I can’ even remember everythin’ ‘bout m’self so I dunno ‘f anyone can know everythin’.”

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Tagged by - both @leafingmymark​ and @toxicdogars​ Tagging - Anyone who laughed at Piers’ interview just now. Or just anyone, I’m not actually that funny.

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What is Piers as a Deity?

THE LOST CHILD

You're a wayward son, the prodigal leaving home, the empty place at your family's dinner table. For your own reasons, you left the door wide open on your way out. The people in your life stare at the mid-August brightness flooding in and suppress the urge to follow. You're grown now, and free, and you engage in all the joys of freedom with enthusiasm. Independence and practicality are vital to you, and you've come a long way on your own. Somewhere inside you, though, no matter how well you hide it, you're still that kid who strayed from the path and you need someone to tell you you're safe at last, that the world can't hurt you anymore. Will you always walk with nostalgia for those endless childhood summer afternoons dogging your steps? As a deity, you're the god of forests, of liminal spaces, or children and childhood, of lost things, of summer and of time.

Tagged by: @leafingmymark​ Tagging: Anyone who thinks ancient mythology is cool!