#>client consultations

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"I'll get your your fucking cupcakes."

“I don’t appreciate your tone, Bruce. You’re the one who decided to take me prisoner, and if I can’t shop for food, you can get what I ask for. Which includes cupcakes I ordered from the bakery.” They’re for Jason and he to eat, and they say various forms of Bruce Wayne sucks. Which is specifically why he’s making Bruce pick them up rather than Jason. So Bruce can read them, and have to bring them all the way back. Good.

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"Mama"

send “mama” to meet my muse’s mother

preface an ask with + to ask her a question or tell her something

“Bruce, darling child! I never thought I would see you again. I’m so happy to see you doing alright.”

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just curious, but would it be possible you could tell us which comic you got the comic piece from? ouo

dO YOU MEAN THE SCAN OF TOMMY IN HIS PINK SPEEDO??

i got it from this post which sources it to superman/batman 17

[offbrandbatman-blog]

oMg i'd honestly love to do either of those, but that AU sounds interesting !! and i follow most of the ppl involved! i'd love to join if you'd have me 8u8 tommy & dick aren't exactly deeply discussed in canon but i love throwing my character at cool ppl like you and seeing what happens tbh..... but yeah i'd rly like that ;u;!!

i hope it’s ok im answering this publically jUST SO I CAN TELL PEOPLE

scowlingbat mistresscffear bxmboozled prefertoimprovise LOOK AT THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE AU now there’s a dick in our midsts to bug becky and tommy at the manor when they’re being silly. n i c e

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"Tommy, could we have just one day where you aren't trying to smear my reputation?"

“No?” Question mark?

He doesn’t even know what it is this time, but-- all according to plan.