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MUSE QUESTIONNAIRE [ repost , do not reblog ]

FULL NAME: Robert Robertson III OCCUPATION: SDN Dispatcher/Superhero AGE: 31 (2023, at the time of Dispatch) HEIGHT: 5"9 GENDER: Male SEXUALITY: Straight CURRENT LOCATION: Torrance, California USA ETHNICITY: White DOB: August 26th, 1992 PARENTS: Robert Robertson II & Elizabeth Whinne (Until Dispatch ruins my headcanon lore) CHILDREN: (ᵕ,•ᴗ•) about that... RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Clocking in overtime with @villainpowers SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English and knows how to count to thirteen in Spanish RELIGION: Robert is not a religious practitioner. But he is spiritually aware enough to have a belief, that the part he can play serves a greater purpose than just himself, in the grand scheme of things.

SCENT: Synthetic oil, blood, wood barrel bourbon, notes of leather ATHLETICS: Despite being the mess that he is, Robert is a pretty athletic person. Being a Hero sort of required it and despite everything Robert takes pride in his ability to somehow keep up a decent level of physical fitness. BODY TYPE: On the lean side due to poor diet and recovery but toned with visible muscle formations. EYES: Coffee Brown. TATTOOS: None. Just lots of scars. PIERCINGS: None. SOCIAL MEDIA: Used to run a Mecha Man twitter account. Hasn't made a post in years. SMOKING: Quit previously but occasionally shares one with a certain troublemaker. DRINKING: When emotionally compromised or hurt Robert tends to act reckless. This includes binge drinking. Alcohol is a vice he has tended to lean on over the years. HOBBIES: Being the office punching bag, Talking to his dog, staring at his corkboard of stress and trauma. (He's being forced to pick up normal hobbies tho. Unfortunately.) VIRGIN: (ಠ_ಠ)

FAVORITE COLOR: Blue FAVORITE DRINK: Mezcal FAVORITE FOOD: Twinkies and a good beef taco or burger FAVORITE MUSIC: In the Mecha Man days it was a lot of angry white boi music, these days its more on the chill moody side. Previously answered an ask with examples for verses. Here if interested. CLOTHING STYLE: Bro had literally 1 sweater and sweatpants outfit + Work clothes when we found him. What style?

Tagging: @villainpowers, @estarion (I kinda feel like everyone has done this but feel free to take! I wanna see!) Tagged by: @revivaiist

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Is romance truly dead? Not when you have an app for it.

Tagged by: @villainpowers

Tagging: @estarion and whoever else wants to steal and tag me so I can see!

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#>alias;#>commentary;#Had a lot of fun filling it out like Rob was filling it out LMAO #And I got to use the writing meme font. We love when it comes together #I just haaaaad to take that extra step for NO reason. Fished my damn tablet out of my closet and everything #Apparently Courtney is making him fill it out smh

Aren't Sundays supposed to be for resting? Not intense physical feats.

#>ic;#>commentary;#>-record scratch-;#Some of y'all are crazy out here where do you find the energy #its okay guys he's just judging all of you while knowing full well his Sundays aren't much better

Where should you be kissed?

palm.

you give and give. you are a gentle heart, broken but still standing... always lending a hand for those who need it, expecting nothing in return. you deserve someone taking your hand and kissing your open palm, the hands which have selflessly helped so many

Tagged by @villainpowers (This is important information. Yes.)

#>alias;#>commentary;#>villainpowers;#>coffee and cigarettes;#yes very important indeed.#still upset about this gif. I gotta make more ship ones for us to use.

Are you submissive and breedable???

you are just an average joe

hello joe you are average just like any other person, a normal hip to waist ratio

Demanded by: @estarion, dude wtf.

#I GUESS ITS CANON EVERYONE IS BUGGING HIM TO TAKE THESE QUIZZES AT WORK??????#>alias;#>estarion;#IM DYING HAHAHAHA #Its like the most on brand answer I could have got #okay I need to actually write replies??????#>commentary;

The building is going to have to start handing out condoms at this rate...

#>-record scratch-;#>commentary;#The spice is reaching maximum spice level on this site lately huh?

What kind of love do you keep locked away?

The Love You Keep in the Glove Compartment

Your love is tucked away, just in case. It’s not gone—it’s folded carefully, like an old receipt with a memory scribbled on the back. You’ve become practical with your affection, only giving it when it feels “safe,” like love is a resource that can run out. Vulnerability feels reckless. You’re always preparing for abandonment, heartbreak, disaster—so you stash your love where it can’t get bruised. But hidden love isn’t the same as unlived love. And every once in a while, you open the glove compartment and remember what you’re still capable of: warmth, softness, care. You haven’t forgotten how to love—you’ve just forgotten that you’re allowed to.

Stealing from: @gclden-paragon

Smuggling to: @villainpowers, @estarion, @warwaited, @meloraan, and whoever else wants some of this stuff!

#>alias;#>commentary;#Robert is constantly checking that glove compartment