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[computerheaven]

you take my purple and you call me gay. ungrateful vulture

[t0ranu]

where daniel oiled up??

what did you say to me young man

[mal9]

Thinking abt…

Him

[t0ranu]

Official post when

right now

[mal9]

Yo so not to seem like I’m hopping on a trend but I had a super surreal deltarune dream where like. I was on the snowgrave route, right? After I interacted with spamton at the dumpster to get the thorn ring, I kept interacting with it for what felt like an eternity, and the game crashed after a text box just saying “OW!” popped up. The game opened again on it’s own to what looked like a pixelated rat’s head for a couple of seconds before it loaded where I was before, except now there’s a grey rat character peeking out of the trash can. The first text box that shows up is blank, then the second one says, “So, that’s my end of the bargain. You in?” With the only options being “yes” and “hell yeah.” He joins Kris and noelle after that, and I continue the rest of the route as normal until the mice puzzles. Before Noelle was forced to freeze the puzzle, the screen went black for a minute and loud squeaking noises growing more and more frantic yet less frequent flooded my senses until it was just… silent. Then the screen comes back, and there’s scratches around the room, as well as dust or some sort of powder around the rat’s mouth, though nobody in-game comments about it. Something similar happens at the next mouse room. The berdly fight was really strange, because I wasn’t able to do anything but defend with Kris and Noelle, and the rat character had no options but two spells called “Biopsy”, an attack that took the enemy’s HP and gives it to the rat, as well as, “Extinction” that required 9999 TP and read, “Bloody fatal”. The fight was also much harder, I thought, because Berdly had such high defense. The biopsy spell was incredibly useful, and it maxed HP every time, though this strange animation of the rat pulling out a syringe then stabbing berdly would play, then it would just… stab itself with it and gain hp. Every time I chose this option, it seemed to make berdly’s sprite move very slowly. It’s at this point I notice that the TP bar is overflowing out of the top of the limiter and going out of the game screen. I was able to use extinction now, so I did, and it was really awful but really cool. The screen went all black besides he characters, and two or three other blue bird characters appear, but they’re all being strangled by wires (like computer wires) except berdly, who is watching them, with this… terrified expression. More terrified than I thought a cartoon could ever be. It played out for way too long, until the hanging sprites stopped moving and Berdly is just a mess on the floor. The rat slowly inches closer and closer to him until it picks up berdly by the neck, stabbing him with the syringe over and over again, way too many times. The game crashes again, and now we’re waking up in the computer room. Noelle wakes up first, with the normal snowgrave reaction, then berdly. He looks up at Kris and Susie without saying anything, before bursting into tears, screaming, and running home. Susie doesn’t really comment on it besides saying that berdly was acting strange.

Anyways uhhhhhhhh 🌚

[mal9]

POV: you don’t like suselle

[mal9]

I’m not involved in anything Minecraft/Hermitcraft related nor do I watch any content abt it, but like… Matpat straight up stole someone’s theory again and I’m so tired of it happening, it’s a lame ass pattern at this point