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[ask-hws-america]

Hey, guys. After a lot of deliberation it's been decided that I should step down from my role as America...which also means someone else will be taking over the blog.

But don't worry, your new nation-person is very excited for the opportunity and seems convinced he can handle the responsibility.

I'm gonna hand the blog over to him now.

Hey, dweebs. The name's Bandit Keith. I'm the most American American you'll ever meet, so it's only natural I take over this position...in America.

Make sure to send me lots of asks...in America.

[dw-system-processing]

I regularly have thoughts of "who dressed me this morning?" "Who said that [thought in my head]?" "Why do I feel this way?" "What did I do in that block of time?" "Why can't I remember?" "What if I'm making it up?" But I'm sure that's all normal

[rockstar-roxie]

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[cardinal-contest-king]

(@zoruascanbetrainerstoo) YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP LEAVE RUBY ALONE! -Illanero

I am not dignifying.. whatever this is, with a response.

[ghost-type-appreciator]

Dead people can't get revenge. Not really. And all you're doing now is drawing innocent children into your personal battle. There has to be a last battle eventually, otherwise it's an endless war. Does that sound good? Is that what you want; to never have it stop.

Don't you want to breathe?

@suddenlyauntiemaya

Dead people very much can get revenge. We're still here. While so many of our siblings sleep.

It will end when we have our vengeance. It will end when we finally win. Or we will pass to the next generation. With Seraphina joining our ranks. Desiring the finale she did not get.

[ghost-of-ecruteak]

...Hm. This seems odd.

Greetings, 'Morty'. It's a pleasant surprise to see you on this site. You seem...different, somehow. How have you been...?

~Sabrina 🔮 (@chamomilepetaldance)

Oh! Oh! Hello there! I haven't seen you around here, before. It's good to hear from you!

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean. I am doing quite well, thank you. It's nice to take a stroll, out in the dark. Very pleasant! Ecruteak's got quite a nightlife, if you know where to look!

[cadetterrified]

it's time for a nother funky rap battle!!!!

Micheal afton (right after he got his organs scooped out)!!!!!!

VERSUS

Human infant with a firearm!!!!!

literally what does this mean