#[miles]

[dunderteafflin]

Miles finally locked Briar into a committed relationship, which is crazy to begin with, right? But it gets even crazier when we find out that Skyler and Briar were seen in a private booth together at Eden’s Garden recently (he really can’t keep his dick in his pants) and even crazier because Julian and Lilah are apparently having some trouble in paradise after Lilah and Briar got a little too friendly at-- you guessed it-- Eden’s Garden. I guess if Briar sabotages other people’s relationships, it makes sense that she’d sabotage her own. Although at this point Skyler also seems to be out to ruin his own relationship so those two have got more things in common than their drug use.

[pcrfide]

Look. He's not necessarily proud he had to beat someone with a piñata. But his gun was wrenched out of his hand, and he lost the bat- so ... improvised weapon it had to be.

On a side note, it DID make for an interesting diversion.

[dunderteafflin]

Miles and Briar are definitely fucking around, I saw them disappear into the barn together.

Yeah, they’re fuckin for sure. I wasn’t aware that this was still something we were still mulling over.. Although I’m not entirely sure that what was going on in the barn was fucking. Not this time, at least. 

[dunderteafflin]

does anyone know for sure that briar has actually had sex before? she talks a lot of game. but has anyone ever actually.... had the experience? or is she just a tease? maybe she's actually in protective service and this is her new identity.

I don’t know, let’s ask Riley and Miles. My sources tell me they might be able to share a thing or two with us about the Briar Experience.

[dunderteafflin]

Top three people in the office to watch?

You should probably watch out for all of them. Things go from 0 to 100 really fast around that place, no matter who it is. But right now I’m keeping my eye on Briar because she’s always two seconds away from starting something, Ricky because I think he has his fingers in too many pies and I want to see how things turn out for him, and Erika because I honestly just love the deadpan, mystery woman vibe. Lilah also gets an honorable mention. 

[butyoudidntbreakme]

dark green

“Dark forces.”

uhh, yeah, sounds about right.

[vos-estis-sal-tarrae]

Only kind of, sometimes? @halcyonterror

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Yeah, Miles. Only sometimes and only kind of. 😤