I KNOW WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN AWHILE, AND THIS IS PROBABLY STRAIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE FOR YOU -- OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE AS IN THE SAYING, NOT LITERALLY OUT OF ANYTHING BLUE YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE WEARING AND OR STANDING BY (BY THE WAY, SAY HI TO EQ FOR ME). BUT.
KNIGHT OF BLOOD KARKAT VANTAS. REMEMBER ME? I MEAN, YOU PROBABLY DON'T BECAUSE IT'S BEEN WHAT, FIVE SWEEPS? GOD, I'M OLD. YOU'RE NOT OLD THOUGH, BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE GIRLS PHYSICALLY CANNOT AGE AND IF YOU CALL A GIRL OLD THEY'LL TRY TO DROWN YOU WHEN YOU GO SWIMMING TOGETHER.
ANYWAY, I'M RAMBLING. SUP NEPETA.