#alteregozowie

[gcxingsuprnva]

"G-get away!"

Alastor is currently hanging from one of the hotel's ceiling chandeliers with his entire body, the giant shark creature below him, more interested in chewing on the couch cushions than Alastor himself. When it would look up at the Radio Demon, his static would screech. Was he afraid?

"VOX. VOOOOOOOOOX. GET YOUR WEIRD SHARK DOG THING! VOX! VINCENT!!"

"DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT."

Deep breath. Sipping his coffee.

"Don't worry, he doesn't bite. Much."

[steelgrey-angel]

@alteregozowie Liked your post “In the hotel. Who has the best chest you'd like to...”

"Can slap my ass but won't say I got the best hips. Lame."

[ahelluvahigh]

"You too?"

@alteregozowie

[regina-insatiabilis]

"The only thing an Overlord is good for is carrion food."

[hells-hazbins]

@alteregozowie ;; From here.

[🎲] The staticky noise makes him grimace, his ears twitching with annoyance. He was not having this today. It had been a long day filled with annoyances between having to stand in for Charlie for another therapy session and everyone being an ass to him that came to the bar today, this was his last straw.

"Bullshit," he cursed, tossing down the towel from his shoulder. Alastor was a good few drinks in, so he was sure he wouldn't put up much of a fight as he came around the bar. He stands in front of Alastor and does not give him any more warning before he's suddenly grabbing and hoisting the man over his shoulder. If it wasn't well after midnight, this would be quite the sight for guests to see. Thankfully for both of them, no guests were around.

Turning towards the staircase, he begins to head towards it with Alastor secured over his shoulder. Mutterings of his own annoyance under his breath could be heard but were hard to make out. He was putting Alastor to bed.

[videodoomed]

𝑽𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 && 𝑨𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓

@alteregozowie asked for ♫ 𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙸 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙾𝙲𝙸𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚂

Seeds - Yolk Lore 

Stumble into love like a challenge above || But I ache with the fear that my fate is to yell and to yearn || White roses at the front door || Our legs intertwined when it rains on the porch || I wanna know who you are || I hunt for blood like a shark || && || But I'd kill to keep you here right next to me || There's something in the way I'm lifted || When I hear your name there's nothing || That can touch what you have made

Drinkin' Game 

You're getting drunk! || I like to get drunk! || ( Laughter )  || Here is a colorless liquid that looks like water. It has a pungent odor and a burning sweet taste. It's chemical formula is C2H5OH, this is ethyl alcohol - the alcohol found in intoxicating beverages. It's made out of carbohydrates such as starch or sugar. 

Walk Me Home - P!nk

There's somethin' in the way you roll your eyes || Takes me back to a better time || When I saw everything is good || But now you're the only thing that's good || Tryna stand up on my own two feet || This conversation ain't coming easily || And darlin', I know it's getting late || So what do you say we leave this place? || Walk me home in the dead of night || I can't be alone with all that's on my mind, mhm || So say you'll stay with me tonight || 'Cause there is so much wrong goin' on outside

[littledollv]

[damnablesouls]

" I'm a heartbeat away from banning Alastor's favorite alcohol from the hotel if he doesn't repair the hotel lobby. Believe me I will do it you cheesy talk show shit lord. "