#`dinner

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"I'm going to throw a little party at my tattoo shop. You're invited."

     "What kind of party," he asked with mild curiosity, though flattered he was invited.

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"It's been way too long since I last reminded you that you're dumb. This is the right time to do that."

     He scoffed playfully at the younger's words. "I remind myself of that every every day, Dinner.-- Like yesterday, I tried to climb on a roof but I guess I was too drunk to actually climb and ended up hanging from a nail on the roof by my both of my boot's shoelaces. I woke up to a homeless cat laying between my legs and clawing at my crotch." He closed his eyes tightly, shuddering as he remembered the event he just described before rubbing his face of the image. "But thank you for that reminder," he said sarcastically. 

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☉ -- My muse is undressing when your muse accidentally walks into the room.

     L.Joe was too much in his own mind, replaying recent events in his head, to hear someone walk into his room. He struggled to get the sweater off and over his frame, even cussing when one of his piercings got stuck in the material, before freezing up when he heard a chuckle. L.Joe turned around, though his vision was blocked by the material, and squeaked before flailing and trying to free himself. "D-don't kill me! I'm too young and handsome to die!!"

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"Just tell me your wish, idiot. And change your facial expression." He let out a small whine, looking away.

     He remained silent, just continuing to pout to annoy the younger male. He turned his head down and gave a Puss-In-Boots-like look, softly whimpering at him.

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{ text: dessert } Cassius almost ate my friend's puppy. I think she hates me now. WHAT TO DO.

{ Text to: Dinner } Grab a giant squirt bottle and spray Cassius! Why would he do that though? TT You should train him not to eat puppies! Teach him to eat your enemies instead.~ kkk

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Dear Dinner

Dear Dinner,

     How do I start this? It's funny, actually. Before I even met you, I had hated you for things I wasn't even apart of. Stupid, right? I'm forever apologetic about that. To think you were a bad person but then to find out that people were lying to me... Boy, how twisted my views were and how naive I was to follow what people said about you without giving you a chance. I'm so glad I did because now I have an irreplaceable friend who stuck by my side, even when no one else did. God, I cannot ever express how much you mean to me or how grateful I am that you let me be apart of your life, even if I've wronged you before I even met you.

     Slowly, but surely, when neither of us are busy with schedules, we both try to chat with each other and we literally talk about anything as we get closer, with each day that passes.~ Especially how attractive we both are. Heh. I sometimes want to punch you in the face because that should really be illegal. Your face, I mean. I don't know, I'm just thankful that you decided to stay and that you didn't listen to others... I'm always afraid of losing people and it hurt, thinking that I would lose you. So I'm glad that you stay and you have no idea how hard I'm going to cling to this friendship. Because anyone who stays when someone's at their worst, deserves to see them grow to be their best. And I want you to see how much I've changed from how I used to be.

     I love how you let me eat your chocolate, too. You're greedy with those things so YES. SOME FOR ME. I'll share my cakes and my chocolate and my coffee with you, too! I am your Dessert and you are my Dinner. We go hand in hand and a meal's not complete without either, just like how life doesn't feel right without you and I. Heh. You're one of my best friends and I hope we can continue to get closer as each day passes us. 

                  Love,                  Lee Joe, Dessert

PS.: I know you're the one stealing my chocolate. B| Pls stop, it's mine!

PPS.: Do you think you can draw me up a cool tattoo for my back? I'll pay!~

PPS.: You're dumb btw, don't get all gross on me after you read this.

PPPS.: I made coffee. You know where to find me!

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{' expecting such a reaction, he took a small step back before blinking at the other } Um-- yeah? Why not? let's say I'm generous today? Just-- don't. scream. please.

(/He scoffed playfully at the other's words before reaching his hand out, a cheeky grin on his features.) Give me the goods, and we'll see about that.--