#`sms.

[ccxkana]

╰ he’s beauty, he’s class,  ╮

< message ☇* peon > wow so training was fun today huh < message ☇* peon > he’s beauty, he’s class, he fell on his ass < message ☇* peon > you gotta think faster so you don’t get overpowered like that bud :’((

@ccxleon

[xkyvngri-blog]

all the texts

Send “✆” for a morning text. 

[ sms → james ] Morning, asshole. Let’s meet for breakfast, I’ll even pay. Maybe.

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent. 

[ sms → james ] Would it be weird if I told you I have a shirt with your face on it?

Send “☎” for a rushed text. 

[ sms → james ] BOTTOMS UP. GET HERE NOW.

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

[ sms → james ] i am moTHER FUcking nick ii minaj!!! [ sms → james ] m Y ANACONDANA dONT wnant nnoen 

Send “✿” for a suggestive text. 

[ sms → james ] I’m suggesting that you let me eat all of your pizza and burritos. [ sms → james ] Okay I’m not suggesting, I’m telling. Give me food now.

Send “ø” for a late night text.

[ sms → james ] I’m at the karaoke bar and I’m not drunk yet but I really want to sing the spice girls, you should come sing it with me. 

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

[ sms → james ] I warned you not to cross me. I’m going to make your life a fucking nightmare now.

[xkyvngri-blog]

☎

Send “☎” for a rushed text. 

[ sms → haeri ] Call me, I need help.[ sms → haeri ] Like now, fuck I broke my ankle and someone stole my shoe.

[xkyvngri-blog]

All the texts--

Send “✆” for a morning text. 

[ sms → sullhee ] Hey nurse, got any remedies that actually work for a hangover?

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent. 

[ sms → sullhee ] I don’t understand people like nurses and doctors, why care so much about a stranger? 

Send “☎” for a rushed text. 

[ sms → sullhee ] Fuck I cut my finger help. 

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

[ sms → sullhee ] i rEALly don’t knwo wh at happen but uhhHH„[ sms → sullhee ] i took a bus aND NO WI m loST HELP ME.

Send “✿” for a suggestive text. 

[ sms → sullhee ] When my hairdresser asked me today if I wanted it “teased or blown” I laughed like a teenage virgin holy fuck.

Send “ø” for a late night text.

[ sms → sullhee ] I’m a bad person, I know, but you’ve always given me the benefit of the doubt, and you took such good care of my Father. Thank you so much.

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

[ sms → sullhee ] I don’t know why the fuck your eyes are always on my man but you better find something else to look at. I don’t care if you do hate him, eyes off.