#{ void;

[herectical]

This is the stupidest thing in the history of the world.

[herectical]

Sending the fucking heart emoji as much as i do is going to litrally kill me one day.  I'll just open the stupid app for the emojis and my heart will give out.  Just like that.  Nothing less than that.

But at least eric is pretty great at boyfriend duties, so i guess it's worth it or whatever. Being banned from getting out of bed.  Scrambled eggs and coffee for lunch and i don't have to do shit.  Nice.

[herectical]

Eric might not be a saint, but he is so fucking.  Ridiculously precious, i want to take my heart out and shove it down his throat.

[herectical]

Thought i'd offer up the knowledge i have gone full conformist mode, and. I'm officially.  Dating eric.

So that's a thing. Shrug. 

[herectical]

Shoves eric off the ravine. No dates for this guy.

[herectical]

It's fucking cold out here, and champagne does nothing to change that.

[herectical]

I need to put more crap in my queue.  But i can't really be bothered.  Too busy wondering how it's come to be that i have a date tonight.