#{{there he is

[spending-life-pretending]

the craziest thing about “you’re starting to sound like him” is that shane’s response wasn’t “who?”

[cheezekid]

UGH HES SO DORKY LOOKING

I need to squish him under a rock so he won’t go anywhere

[genshin-impact-updates]

A Blade of Mortal Iron to Sever Evil's Blight

"In the name of the Anemo Archon, I bear witness to this pact forged between knight and witch, joined in purpose to protect Mondstadt. May this pact, once sealed, stand unshaken by the thousand winds."

—Attributed to: Barbatos, Knight of Boreas, Hexenzirkel

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"In the name of the Anemo Archon, I bear witness... How did that last line go again? 'May this pact, once sealed, stand unshaken by the thousand winds.'"

"That's perfect! I'm writing it down."

"...There's no such line!"

——Anemo Archon B, Knight B, Mage B

◆ Name: Varka

◆ Title: Knight of Boreas

◆ Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius

◆ Vision: Anemo

◆ Constellation: Lupus Majoris

"Blacksmith, forge me some swords from your finest iron!"

Sparks fly from the anvil, like scattered starbursts burning across the night sky.

"A few more, my good smith, lest I run short of blades before the journey is through."

How many times must a blade of common iron be tempered before it is fit for a knight on the field of battle?

...

"This wine, let us bury it here, that we may drink it together upon our return!"

The fragrance of fruit lingers outside the winery, clinging to the vines and drifting up toward the heavens.

"Wine aged by victory could surely intoxicate even Barbatos."

How many winters and summers must a simple wine age before the return of an errant knight?

...

"And this is where we part. If I go any further, there'll be no one left to guard the gates of Mondstadt!"

The sound of the wind by the city's walls seems to sing blessings for the departing knights.

"...From here on out, we walk this road ourselves."

How far must a mortal journey to unlock a new chapter of destiny?

[dduane]

Our good friend Torsten Dewi—the longtime German TV colleague, film reviewer and media pundit who goes by “Wortvogel”—was going through some stored images, and found this ten-plus-years-back pic of us at his and Britta’s wedding’s post-reception late-night party in a little down-country Rheinland pub. It so perfectly expresses Peter’s routine joie de vivre that I had to share it.

[arapaiknow]

everyone loves my disgusting pig

[sakuraspoke]

cryptid spotted in birmingham

[stiickleback]

NEW CHILD ALERT

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THIS IS JACKSON EVERYBODY SAY HI TO JACKSON THIS IS JACKSON THE POLLOCK!!!!!