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Okay! So, I know little to nothing about Dandy's World but read your AU document (which was super cool) so here's my proposition:

Do you have an Ideal Ship for Dandy? What about a crack ship that's unpopular but you think could be neat? And lastly, who do you think would be the best "Enemies to Still Enemies" sort of duo of the gang?

Godspeed with your drawings! :]

Heyyyy! Thank you for reading the AU post! It genuinely means so much 🤗

Imma put this post under a readmore else people will get their dash/search results destroyed by a wall of illustration shitposting

Hmmmmmmm HMMMM

For the first question, I'm honestly not sure at all? In canon, obviously anything goes, but in my AU, for whatever reason I don't really see him with anyone.

At the lack of any concrete ideas I just decided to draw a rarepair, I've deadass only seen like 1-2 things for Dandy x Shelly so enjoy this I suppose:

And some doodles. (Honestly knowing myself the more I draw dumb shit like this the more it'll end up like, actually becoming canon lmao)

Now when it comes to crackship/unpopular ships... I'm not super sure if it counts as an unpopular ship, but in my AU Shrimpo x Boxten is one of the few ships that actually becomes a thing.

If there's any hate towards the ship (and towards any Shrimpo x Anyone ships in general) it's definitely because in canon Shrimpo is a one-note abusive asshole. In my AU Shrimpo undergoes some heavy character development before the whole concept of a romantic relationship appears. Also she's a closeted trans woman and she ends up coming out in the Aftermath part of the AU hahahahah

As for the Enemies to Enemies duo dynamic... It's just gotta be Dandy and Vee. That flower and that robot were #1 and #2 Gardenview's Egotistical Fucking Asshole respectively and constantly fought for attention/power in the workplace.

Comic absolutely based on this one about Fairly Odd Parents! Pls check it out

Vee mellowed out significantly between the events of the Prelude and the Aftermath part. Dandy not so much.

[strawberryedibles]

7, 12, 17, 21 :D

yay more asks :D

7. what weird, irrational fears did you have as a kid?

omg well the dark to name one. i was also deeply afraid that a tooth would grow out of the top of my mouth and then the dentist would be mad at me. but i think my worst fear started when the kindle became popular bc i was afraid books would become illegal and the police would come to confiscate and burn my books. i had nightmares about that LOL

12. post the 35th picture in your camera roll.

i interpreted this as the 35th most recent photo so here you go! my gingerbread house

17. what’s your favorite vegetable?

i LOVE zucchini especially in curry!! it like dissolves and melts on my tongue gaah it's so good

21. who was the first friend you remember making as a kid?

oh god i have no idea. i wanna say it was this girl named melissa (i think) who lived next door to my grandparents when i was in preschool. she was like twelve or fourteen but she came over to play with me a lot (: she was even there when i broke my arm SJDNFKJDG

send me weird asks!

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12, 13, 30!

Sorry for the really late reply!

12. Overrated Character?

- Overrated has such a negative connotation, and I don’t consider any of the characters in sbtm to be overrated! I will say I believe Squidward is the most popular from what I’ve seen, but that’s honestly completely understandable! He is super relatable for a lot of folks! (And he’s fun to draw as well!)

13. Underrated Character?

- Ohohohoho! That is hardcore, Betsey and Mr. Swirl! I hardley see people talk about them, and I’ve only found one or two fanarts with these characters! I am in love with both of their designs (especially Betsey’s, like that dress is 100% mecore!), and they are both so colorful and really fun to draw! They are honestly my two most favorite obscure background characters who have lowkey become comfort characters for me, and I’m honestly sad they don’t get more love! 

Also I know Betsey appeared in both Broadway and Tour (Not the Pro-Shot tho unfortunately ;w;) but I haven’t seen anything about Mr. Swirl being a character that would’ve appeared on Broadway??? I think he might’ve been tour exclusive, but I might be wrong?? If anyone knows the answer to this, let me know! 

30. Opinions of Plankton’s and Karen’s relationship?

I feel like their relationship together is somewhat different from what it is in the show?? It feels like it has more potential in the musical?? Idk how else to describe it sorry!  But hey, it did give us the infamous Big Guy scene sjkngdfkldlg

[thecreamsiclefox]

There Is Water Here

We suffer in the hurricanes

We engage in pointless fistfights with motorized anchors

We gall our bodies on relentless hammers

We beat our hands bloody on apathetic stones

We battle an onslaught of over soaked safety blankets.

There, in the impossible distance so far away we think we hear a calling, calm water might be there

We run on the ouroboros treadmills, legs like burning iron weights

We wade through painfully viscous mud

We trip and shamble across monolithic deserts that know nothing of rest and reprieve

We pull ourselves, crawling through claustrophobic maelstroms saturated with paper mache gavels.

There, in what might be the not far off, the dream machine sanctuary, we imagine refreshing water there

We strain to stay up our hands caught in Arctic jaws

We can’t shut out the sirens call leading into numbness oblivion

We fail to hide from the crushing suffocation

We are thrown into the wayward calamity doorway

There, enticing unbelievable true sensations promising long disremembered places, crystal waters are hoped to be there

We feel our flesh grow seeping fissures cut by desperation

We shout to the point of hoarseness trying to drive away the crushing helplessness

We flail and cry broken and shattered knowing only how it feels to fight for breath

We feel the blood run down from our mouth and dribble onto our neck as we scream and howl and wail wishing only for the slightest alleviation

Calm leaves rustling

Bloody hands

Refreshing breezes

Suffocating despair

Clear crisp air

Unbearable constant agony

Fear not For there is water here

(I was heavily inspired by the song ‘Water Here’ by Bodies Of Water. They’re a very good band and I want to thank them for making absolutely fantastic music and for helping me think this up even though it’s probably trash)