Star from ya boi Hau (Joyfulmalasadaboi)
Who is more likely to raise their voice?: Coco, but very low chanceWho threatens to leave but never actually does?: NahWho actually keeps their word and leaves?: N a hWho trashes the house?: Probably CocoDo either of them get physical?: N a hHow often do they argue/disagree?: Not oftenWho is the first to apologize?: Hau, probably
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?: *shrug* probably notIf so, how many children do your muses want/have?: *sh ru g*Who is the favorite parent?: probs HauWho is the authoritative parent?: HauWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: HauWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: BothWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: BothWho goes to parent teacher interviews?: CocoWho changes the diapers?: CocoWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?: Both ripWho spends the most time with the children?: B o t hWho packs their lunch boxes?: Both but mostly HauWho gives their children ‘the talk’?: U hWho cleans up after the kids?: CocoWho worries the most?: CocoWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: Coco
Who likes to cuddle?: BothWho is the little spoon?: Probs Coco idkWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: s t a h pWho struggles to keep their hands to themselves?: s ta h pppHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: Probably until Coco’s legs need to move lmaoWho gives the most kisses?: idk bruhWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity?: CuddddddlinWhere is their favourite place to cuddle?: probs bed or something, couch *shrug*Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?: nnneitherHow often do they get time to themselves?: A lot
Who snores?: MMMaybe HauIf both do, who snores the loudest?: Coco doesn’t snore, so..Do they share a bed or sleep separately?: ShareIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: CozyWho talks in their sleep?: CocoWhat do they wear to bed?: Coco wears a tang top and boxers, dunno about HauAre either of your muses insomniacs?: Coco’sCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: NahDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: Probably limbsWho wakes up with bed hair?: CocoWho wakes up first?: HauWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: Hau probablyWhat is their favourite sleeping position?: dunnoWho hogs the sheets?: d un noDo they set an alarm each night?: NahCan a television be found in their bedroom?: ProbablyWho has nightmares?: Maybe bothWho has ridiculous dreams?: Maybe bothWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: *shrug*Who makes the bed?: CocoWhat time is bed time?: Anytime bruhAny routines/rituals before bed?: NahWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: Coco might be
Who is the busiest?: Neither?Who rakes in the highest income?: work sucksAre any of your muses unemployed?: tttthey’re trainers??Who takes the most sick days?: coco’s just lazy lmaoWho is more likely to turn up late to work?: CocoWho sucks up to their boss?: Neither cause work s u cksWhat are their jobs?: ttttrainers?????Who stresses the most?: cocoDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: *shrug*Are your muses financially stable?: *sh r ug*
Who does the washing?: CocoWho takes out the trash?: CocoWho does the ironing?: CocoWho does the cooking?: C O C OWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: *shrug* CocoWho is messier?: CocoWho leaves the toilet roll empty?: CocoWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: CocoWho forgets to flush the toilet?: NeitherWho is the prankster around the house?: Probably neitherWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: CocoWho mows the lawn?: Hau (i force thee)Who answers the telephone?: CocoWho does the vacuuming?: CocoWho does the groceries?: CocoWho takes the longest to shower?: *shrug*Who spends the most time in the bathroom?: *shruggg*
Is money a problem?: NahHow many cars do they own?: NoneDo they own their home or do they rent?: OwnDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: *shrug*Do they live in the city or in the country?: *shrug*Do they enjoy their surroundings?: YeWhat’s their song?: IDK ALEX HELP-What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Coco just does hobby stuffWhere did they first meet?: Either Iki-town or Memememe island (Melemele im sorry-)How did they first meet?: Hau showin’ Coco how to actually do stuffWho spends the most money when out shopping?: Maybe CocoWho’s more likely to flash their assets?: Um??Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?: NeitherAny mental issues?: DepressionWho’s terrified of bugs?: CocoWho kills the spiders around the house?: Coco’d want Hau to kill them ripTheir favourite place?: *shrug*Who pays the bills?: screw the billsDo they have any fears for their future?: nahWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: HauWho uses up all of the hot water?: CocoWho’s the tallest?: Hau??Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: *shrug*Who wanders around in their underwear?: *shrug*Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: *shrugg*What do they tease each other about?: Bein cuties-Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: *shrug*Do they have mutual friends?: Gladion, Lillie, probably others, i d k -Who crushed first?: HauAny alcohol or substance related problems?: Coco likes to drink sometimes but it aint that baaaad-Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: Coco but very rareWho swears the most?: Coco
