You know, I actually want to talk about this. Why do I need to know if I have a ‘crush’ or not? What precisely constitutes as a ‘crush’? I’ve heard that there are butterflies in stomaches whenever this ‘crush’ is around, but how do the butterflies get into a stomache in the first place? Are people swallowing butterflies? What does it feel like? The only times I’ve ever felt something in my stomache was after drinking some old milk - I accidentally got Nikolai sick, too. We both were sitting at the table sipping it and I’d said that I felt something tingly in my stomache and he’d said the same was happening to him and after spending an hour or so trying to figure it out, we both came to the conclusion that it was the milk.Which was a shame, really, because I’d only just opened it.
If I had one, wouldn’t I just tell them? That sounds like an awful lot of trouble not telling someone.
13. What’s the best Valentine’s Day that you’ve had so far?
Well, I’ve only really had one that I remember. I’d started getting close to Ted and Tootsy around that time; we all went out for drinks with Andie, then went back to Ted’s place, though I remember being told that we couldn’t sleep in Ted and Andie’s bed that night. Though I can’t exactly remember or place why.
23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
She’d have red hair and smell like oranges and cinnamon and her name would be the name of a flower.
If I had a crush, I wouldn’t be too worried about physical characteristics, I think. Maybe more about whether or not he - they - they cared for plants - or tried to, at least. And if he was gentle. Warm, maybe.
29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
Do the ones involving Ted and Tilden count? Because I’m fairly certain any sort of romance I have will involve them in some way or another, and I really rather like it like that.