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@the-great-salmon

Smoke thing! Witness the glory of THE GREAT SALMON!

What the actual FUCK?!

"dear phathom, I have a very special gift for you. It's a hair pin especially made so that it can be placed on your head. It has the pattern of a flower."

Phathom has the pin placed on their head, the pin has special rune etchings that makes somebody that says their name wrong have physical agony. It also has rune etchings to prevent them from scolding by making them think "lettuce" is the worst scold word in the world.

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I...

Thank you, so much.

*Phathom adjusts it so it looks good, and while they have no face to smile, they seem very happy*

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[A Clawmaiden appeared in the mist.]

A place unknown to me. Guidence appreciated.

Aha! Well, you’re talking to the right wraith.

Follow me.

*Phathom leads the clawmaiden through the Mist*

Call me Phathom. Do you have a name?

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An item is placed in front of you: a certificate with your name spelt correctly on it, of course!

— @the-pharloomblr-games

…I do not know what this is but it is inaccurate. I would not get that low… right…?

But at least they got my name right… for once…

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Dear Phathom,

For about a month now, I have felt your pain. People getting one's name wrong constantly can suck. I apologize for all the mis-namings.

[A jug of flea brew was given.]

Thank you…

*They down a good bit off the brew*

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"granrdaugher."

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Yes, grandma?

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A crocheted sweater with the words “It’s Phathom, you idiots” in big red menacing letters appears in front of phathom, it's got a tag on it that reads "from your grandmama, stop saying bad words or you will be punished."

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*Phathom looks at the sweater and reads the tag, before putting it on*

Thank you grandma... I'll stop swearing...

*They almost certainly won't*

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"if you ever got a gift from your wholly awesome and cool grandmother, what would it be?"

- Totally not grandmother silk

@witness-our-waking

Hmmm…

A sweater with the words “It’s Phathom, you fucking idiots” embroidered on it would be nice…

wait a minute.

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