#{mario;}

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"Y'know, I'm still mad about that lollipop."

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"Hoo hoo, aw these kids! Cherish your siblings don't torment them too much! Me and Luigi get along all the time!"

...

"Mario...You started a fight with Luigi over a lollipop YOU ate."

"Ya know, I still think he did it. Luigi's sneakier than you know Daisy--!!! He'll smile in your face then eat the last slice of pizza behind your back--!"

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"PERSONA" summons speed run mario ( joker @cosmicxmuses )

"LET'SA GO!"

"Finally....A WORTHY OPPONENT!"

The two titans flew at one another; Speedrun Mario's ass cheeks clashing against Nipple Shido's massive breasts.

This fight will be legendary....

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“.........”

The plumber sat in silence, drumming his fingers against the table as he sips idly from his mug. What a long day--

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“I missed-a everythin’ in the last 15 minutes. I was-a used as a weapon when Peach and Daisy started fighting so I was hiding after I was thrown--”

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Mario, I don't mean to alarm you, but Bowser has had a thought today.

"That doesn't happen very often-a! I should call th'Princess so we can celebrate with a cake!"

"I want you to observe the boot that is above your head, punk"

STOMPS--

'"OHTHEHORROR---"

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Mario whats a valuable lesson youve learned?

"Haa...Y'know I've-a learned a lot ova' th'years but this is one I learned back in New York." he laughs a bit nervously as he adjusted his cap.

"We had this-a neighbor, what was his name...I think it was Giuseppe? Anywho, he was quite the nervous fella. More so than-a Luigi. I did my best t'be neighborly but it was-a until he asked me, excusa' my language, 'are you a fucking fed' that I realized I...maybe should leave-a some people alone." Mario chuckled and scratched his head. "But he didn't stick around long, hoo hoo... sometimes I wonder where he went."