Close your eyes and enter the land of dreams

Multimuse penned by Nicole Follows from @fearless2ndmate

[cryptofadventure]

I haven't been here in a while and instead of explaining why I'll post this instead))

[cryptofadventure]

Uh oh besties made a boozy milkshake for splatfest))

[cryptofadventure]

THE BOOZE MAKES ME STRONGER

[cryptofadventure]

Oh God oh fuck dairy and booze and heat are a bad mix

[cryptofadventure]

Uh oh besties made a boozy milkshake for splatfest))

[cryptofadventure]

THE BOOZE MAKES ME STRONGER

[cryptofadventure]

Uh oh besties made a boozy milkshake for splatfest))

[dokidibi]

Tony Hawk's Link's curse™

[dokidibi]

Exploring the tutorial island: summary

[funky-vg-beats]

Visit Original Link

shotgun kiss (casino palace) f-zero gx ost

[rpmemes-galore]

Reblog this post to let mutuals know you're a-okay with them spamming you with ic asks / memes at any time!! Spontaneous interactions are great, fam

[cryptofadventure]

"Luigi, don't get too close!!! You're perfectly baseball bat shaped!!!"

He still remembers being used as a weapon between the two...

[timid-plumber-archive]

"I wouldn't say that, bro- Wait, you really think they'd do that?!"

He takes a cautious step backwards out of reflex.

"Why would they do that?!"

[cryptofadventure]

"Women are terrifying when angered Luigi, I promise you they will--! Last time I was a dodgeball between the two--"

[timid-plumber-archive]

Watching the princesses fight is like watching a far more verbally violent argument between himself and Mario. And over something quite small; only a shirt.

"Principesse, per favore! Smettete di litigare!"

[cryptofadventure]

"Luigi, don't get too close!!! You're perfectly baseball bat shaped!!!"

He still remembers being used as a weapon between the two...

[cryptofadventure]

"Y'know, I still haven't given Peach payback for stretching out my top with her whore tits--'

[cosmicxmuses]

{♛} "Daisy shut the hell up. I already replaced the top I stretched out? Besides you never gave back my top you STOLE from me when you ran off with Luigi that one day-”

[cryptofadventure]

“Oh, I’m sorry. Didn’t think you’d miss it since you like buying the same clothes so goddamn much.”

[cosmicxmuses]

{♛}”First off, they are different. It's not like you could tell in the first place -"

{♛}” And this is FUNNY coming from you since you wear orange all the time because YOU KNOW you can't pull off purple-"

[cryptofadventure]

Those are fucking fighting words--

DING DING DING!!!

“C’MERE BITCH!!!!!!”

[cryptofadventure]

“KURO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??! YOU’RE A GROWN MAN, MIDORI’S FIVE-!!!”

[prettygiddycommittee]

“I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING?! I’M MINDING MY OWN BEAUTIFUL BUSINESS, WHITE PLEASE-”

[cryptofadventure]

“Then perhaps you can explain why he’s crying and begging you to stop!? Haven’t you learned ANYTHING about training or WHO WE ARE!?”

[cryptofadventure]

“KURO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??! YOU’RE A GROWN MAN, MIDORI’S FIVE-!!!”

[cryptofadventure]

“My bro’s like 1 ft tall so I just sit on him when he pisses me off, like now~”

“POTT’S SICC HIM--”

PAINED YELLING AS HE’S BITTEN IN THE ASS BY THE USUALLY LAZY DOG--

[cryptofadventure]

"Y'know, I still haven't given Peach payback for stretching out my top with her whore tits--'

[simiansmoke]

"Sooo..."

"-you're all right with me borrowing this top, right?"

[cryptofadventure]

“...Y’know, I always needed a new rug in front of my fireplace.”

[cryptofadventure]

@cosmicxmuses​​

THROWS A POTION AT THE BACK OF BOW KID’S HEAD TO HEAR THE SATISFYING GLASS SHATTER SFX.TM--

[cryptofadventure]

“DAMMIT ROY STOP THAT RIGHT NO-- IGGY YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT TO LARRY!! GRARGGG!!!! LEMMY GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW YOU BETTER NOT!!”

Looks like even the koopalings are having a sibling civil war right about now....