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[karjalantroll]

i love headcanons

[piltover-sharpshooter]

'The Imperium is the only way humanity can survive in 40k' The Imperium is WHY humanity is doomed in 40k.

The whole point is that their stupid fascist take over and genocide of 99% of xenos races that could have potentially been allies resulted in them being stuck alone with the other 1% of races that are brutal and terrifying enough to survive as mortal enemies.

The whole point is that their stupid facist empire is so rotten to the core, so miserable and empty in fullfilment that people willingly sell their souls to one of four super satans and their color coded hells just to HAVE something else.

The whole point is that their stupid fascist philosophy will regularly kneecap any attempts at reform or efficency, even if it's an outright improvement with no holds bar because they are so backwards and zealous they would rather scream heresy and demand executions.

It is a rotting empire, trapped in a hell of its own making, with no way out and slowly crumbling from within and without. And GOOD for that too.

[sleepytimeneeded]

Fawcett house party’s.

Fawectt may have the reputation of being good city due to the big cheese. And the city is good during the day, but the night life of fawectt is insane.

The college parties run rampant with both magic and non-magic drugs and drinks. Parties that were filled to the brim with food. The door always open with a constant cycle of people leaving and joining.

Lots of parties are stopped by Captain Marvel, but some are allowed to continue. No one knows the rules on why but people start to speculate that he has friends in the parties checking that nothing bad happens.

Almost always when a party has lots people you will see something resembling a kid in a worn down red sweater. If you see it, that’s how you know the people hosting are safe people to be around. As that’s the cheeses inside guy the cryptic that knows everything that happens in parties and only stays in the safe ones.

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See Billy didn’t know he became cryptid. All he wanted was some food after patrol and all of the food joints that normally give him food were closed for the night.

The only place that had food were the parties. And some people randomly chose to host a party at the abandoned warehouse he was staying at.

He didn’t feel like finding a new place for the night so he chose to steal some food and water then sleep in the quietest corner he could find.

People didn’t bother him so he decided to try getting some food from a party again then running back to his camp. He would only go to places that he knew had no drugs and no magic to do this. Billy loves magic with all his heart but he needs a break sometimes.

(It’s been a bit sorry. Also sorry if this is ooc 😭)

[kmatrixx1130]

— DOMESTICATED LOVERS !

just a case of the yearning.

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓼.

He remembered the day she first slept over, like really slept. He knew she was convincing herself some twisted shit to find a reason not to, that he wouldn't want her there, "Baby, we are together at least 6 days out of the week." He wished he could just pluck all the nonsense from her beautiful brain, so other thoughts could it, like the way she loved to sing to him lover, you should come over and he couldn’t help but be enamored by her, or the fact she loved to watch the birds in the house he’d set out on the fire escape when he noticed she loved to watch them, when she'd stop by in the morning with coffee even though he hated she’d pay for it, even if he didn’t have it at the time.

He’d always make it work.“Baby, thank you very much but-” he would start, but soon be cut off with a peck and that little smirk he loved.  He stared at her, she way her eyes would flutter every 20 seconds he wondered if she was dreaming about us: he would chuckle to himself, wondering if she thought about him the way he did. She consumed his thoughts, his whole being, it was always “-” ‘-” just constantly “-” all day everyday, she was always there no matter who was around, what he was doing: she’d always be there.

In his head, his heart, soul.

— was gonna make this strictly toji, but decied to keep it nameless. would y'all be interested in more like this lmk!!!

— cs you ever just sit and wonder what it would be like to have a love, a love like those for the books, well yea me too. fic coming soon.

[draggerhatter]

Hello umablr. I think I’ve been here for nearly 2 months now? And this has been my favorite aquarium that in get to watch and tap during this exam season so I wanted to give my flowers to the folks responsible

Initially I was Gona send individual anion asks to each, and then I got to the mod of trancend/dober/air messaiah/Fortnite/chiynono-you get the picture- and couldn’t figure out which account to send to, so I’m just Gona make a big post instead to become comprehensive and also save on time. So here goes

Umablr mod appreciation post!!

(Disclaimer: since I’m relatively new I’m probably Gona miss some people, and I also don’t know the mods for all the account so I might miss some overlap.)

If I get any details wrong (pronouns n such), feel free to correct me via comments or IM.

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Starting off:

@gitanlikesumas /tasting the north/ tazuna 2/etc.: I was going to initially going to skip her since I already sent her an ask (hi) but then I remembered she also runs @trainer-kiryu.

Trainer kiryu is my favorite umablr account. Flat out. It's so serious. It’s such a silly idea but Gitanmod takes it totally seriously, putting her whole heart into it and makes it more than a one note "hey guys it’s me john yakuza!". Whenever he speaks I read his posts in the yakuza text box you are so spot on.

It's the account that introduced me to umablr and got me hooked on it to begin with.

She also runs the fucking Mario bros account I found this out today the range is crazy.

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Speaking of crazy range.

@party-rockin-uma aka mejiro dober/Sakura chiynono o/ Transend / air messiah/ Zeno Rob Roy/ happy meek/ohmygodthislistdoesntend: How. How do you run SO MANY. And have them all feel unique, and in character, and have a gimmick, and have EVENTS while juggling like 16 of them at once. I think dober is their first account, but Fortnite dance is my favorite of the bunch so I pinged that one. She sucks so much is awesome.

Fortnite dance mod, your ethic is impressive and your accounts all engage me greatly. I can’t wait to get my form back from Not Trancend™️.

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@thisdanceisforvittoria: OMG opera o haiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You play opera o. Thats oshi. What more can be said. Oh, also you’re really good at it and also manage the bullshit that I imagine fills your inbox with all the drama very well :] (sorry that happens to u)

I can’t really get into it without just going into a full tired on opera o. Shas literally the coolest guy.... and you made TWO OF HER!!! Woah..

Off the back of fuji and ope, @teamrigiltrainer (I’m pinging her to represent Rigil in general): you guys are fun :> I don’t really keep up too well with all the members but yell are cool!

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@shootingstarrevue : your fuji is good I’m not the biggest fuji guy but I like how you play her.

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@lovelystayernaritatoproad: top road bias. I think she’s neat, so I think you’re neat.

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@meisho-doto-blue: shoutout for dealing with whatever lurks in your ask box. I joined after the beef so I gen don’t have a single clue what everyone’s problem is but occ people seem chill with you so its prob Not That Serious™ (I think)

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@umalordship: Youree also before my era, but I know from my readings that you were foundational to a decent chunk of current umablr so here’s your flowers

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@yearofconfusion: I think your fun. I liked the Mario Kart fever dream that’s maybe a top 5 umablr in my books and generally I enjoy confusions character

@confusionthepsychic: throwing you in here too since I sort of know you two as a pair, I’m not too familiar with a blog but you guys interact frequently enough despite being ditto characters that its fun :>

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@4leavesofluck: i like clover and mint. their fun. I don’t actively make a habit of scrolling through the blogs but I always read the dailies when the clop up. I’m not sure if you guys run the tiger nurse but she’s fun too :>

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@ask-byzantinedream: I like what you’re doing with the blog author. this blog was my introduction to the more serious side of umablr when I first joined, and though I wasn’t able to keep up with what was going on after bya disappeared, I still respect the project.

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@carrot-phoenix: phoenix is fun! I’m a big fan of his design (except the blue but that’s a personal thing) and I like the drawings :] Somone needs to shove him in a locker.

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@tracens-rumor-mill: a really fun account! I really like the podcast approach you took, and it makes the asks feel way more diegetic. plus its sort of an interaction machine with how easy it is to drag Somone into stuff via a rumor. also I like King Chronos. big fan of her design and her commentary.

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@shining-star-of-losers: one of the first umablr accounts I directly interacted with, I think your take on Haru is generally very good and yes she CAN swear she is a professional athlete. also a decent driving force to me making a blog myself.

I also like imagien losing!! I think shes fun tho im not fuoly caught up on the lore

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@horsie-of-the-hole: I like tuning voice. very fun personality for a mob uma. compressed coconut tunnel pops into my head sometimes.

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@unihemispherical: Good bit for your OC. I like the split and the reasoning.

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Now that the oldheads are out of the way, i also wana complement some of the accounts that i saw crop up since I’ve joined!

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@experimentswithtachyon: I like your take on tachyon. your very critical of yourself which I think is good, and I respect you’re trying to stick as close to the "real tachyon" as possible. just try not to burn yourself out or smth kay?

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@strongestroaringgirl: fungle docket

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@thebrightestvessel, @brandnewkindofconstellation, @aerosasribbon : I think you guys bounce off each other really well! I’m excited to see where your stories go

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@keepitrealcity: I like your art, I like your commitment to the character by writing and truly taking in the campaign, and I like Naomi :>

I think that’s everyone? everyone I can think of at least. thank you all for being so fun to watch, i hope to be around these parts for a little longer to see how stuff ends up going :)

[deltas-baldis-askblog]

|| Principal found the yaoi ||

[doomedyaoioffical]

Note game! (green = done, blue = doing)

1 note - hi first person

10 notes - I'll organize my old textbooks

20 notes - I'll make an edit from my tiktok

30 notes - y'all get pics of my cats

40 notes - I'll finally start my book

50 notes - I'll watch any show y'all want

60 notes - I'll bring back backshots the musical and write another act

@homosexuality-offical @communism-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @sappho-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @the-irs-offical @cia-offical @fbi--offical @achilles-0ffical @patroclus--official @evilducks-offical @iced-coffee-offical @lemon-offical @creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical @koolaidman-offical @keith-oficcal @keyboard-offical @killer-fish-offical @satan-offical @satans-child-offical @theimmortalsnail-offical @thejimmycultoffical @totally-cis-offical @sometimes-cis-offical @helpmemiku @offical-wikipedia @offical-potato @officalverse-tournaments-offical @isadora-offical @pedro-sanchez-offical @elvis-offical @doctor-who-offical @deactivated-offical @valid-offical @grey-solo-cup-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical @holyspiritoffical @adhd-offical @adam-offical @australia-offical @aaron-burr-official @alexander-hamilton-offical @yuriofficial @ireland-offical @britain-offical @brick-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @plushie-offical @profain-offical @prophet-offical @dalek-empire-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @franklin-pierce-official @offical-skittering-creature @offical-offical @entropy-offical

[galvanthinker]