#{plums

[flyingspiders]

I forgot to post this here! Happy Mother’s Day!!!

[19296]

[huariqueje]

Blue Plum Branch - Adriana van Zoest

Dutch , b. 1966 -

Pastel on cardboard , 21,5 x 28,5 cm

[anchounn]

fruits and berries

[eltellsall]

‘I was a precious flower, so why did I feel like a prized pig?”

[todays-xkcd]

My icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.

Plums [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is sitting at a desk with a laptop on it. He is looking backward towards someone offscreen.] Out of view: I got you the ingredients for dinner tonight. Out of view: Oh, and the plums in the fridge drawer are for my yogurt tomorrow; you should just leave them. Out of view: Be back later! Cueball [thinking]: Oh no.

Caption: Help. It actually happened. I shouldn't, but how can I not!?

[niurd]

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