#| dash.

[destructivemindset]

"chat how do i get a god to stop chewing on my fucking arm?"

[destructivemindset]

"dealing with bots and spammers? want it all to stop? well i, the resident expert in bots, in both creating and destroying them, can help you out! for the low, low price of ten thousand dollars per spam email or ask sent, i can delete the bot for you! just contact me at i will end your inbox for you. dot com, dot gov, dot org."

[destructivemindset]

speaking of halloween costumes, dark would probably be as cliche as possible and dress up as a vampire.

[destructivemindset]

"was i just adopted by a god?"

[destructivemindset]

"suddenly, i too would like to fight a giant abyssal whale."

[destructivemindset]

what if he worked in the freezeria??

what then?

[destructivemindset]

"being told i use emojis like a straight person is the most offensive thing anyone's ever said to me."