#| crack.

[destructivemindset]

@heimskringlas: "interesting choice of name ~"

"i considered hermes, but since he laid claim to me, i felt it'd be weird to name my cat after him. persephone felt more fitting, given their suspiciously similar circumstances that i am not admitting or owning up to."

[destructivemindset]

"chat how do i get a god to stop chewing on my fucking arm?"

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"dealing with bots and spammers? want it all to stop? well i, the resident expert in bots, in both creating and destroying them, can help you out! for the low, low price of ten thousand dollars per spam email or ask sent, i can delete the bot for you! just contact me at i will end your inbox for you. dot com, dot gov, dot org."

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"was i just adopted by a god?"

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what if he worked in the freezeria??

what then?

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@heimskringlas: hmmm… wonder who could've said thaaat ~

"loki, you are the most offensive god i've ever met. a pox on you and your cows!"

he blinks.

"wait, that's apollon. a pox on you and your horses."

[destructivemindset]

"being told i use emojis like a straight person is the most offensive thing anyone's ever said to me."