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Crazy shit my friends have said but as inbox starters part 2

Part one. you are allowed to adjust these in whatever deems appropriate to your muse!

"I'm psychically passing on my brain hemorrhage onto you."

"You're at a ten I need you to being it down to a three."

"You deserve everything I send to you."

"You will die in six seconds, and I forgot how to count."

"God gave him his last breath and right now he's holding it."

"Burn in the bowels of hell like the shit you couldn't take on this day."

"Start chucking buckets, buddy."

"I'm playing 3d chess while you're out here playing baby checkers, stop eating the pieces, dumbass!"

"I hope you're in a gaming mood because you're about to speedrun the rest of your fucking life."

"Change the card color one more time and I'm changing your birth certificates date to never."

"May your fate not be the same as Icarus, you waxed-winged bitch."

"Why are there potatoes on the floor?"

"I've had just about enough of your crusty ass in my realm!"

"THAT WAS SO CHEAP IT AINT EVEN ON THE DISCOUNT RACKET. THEY'RE GIVIN IT OUT FOR FREE."

"I'm proud of my feet, they brought me to a lot of places."

"Sorry, the demons came out."

"Those nuggies are mine and that clown's a wash."

"It's not gay, it's tactical bro."

"You've stolen from my people! You've poisoned my crops!"

"I wouldn't be in your shoes, we wear different pairs of shoes."

"Your ass would have been grass and they would have mowed it."

"I'm gonna get so close to his face he's gonna see the whites of my eyes before he sees the whites of the pearly gates."

"Rome wasn't built in a day, but this ass-beating will!"

“My knees! God broke them to nerf me!”

"These arrows can tell me where to go, but only god can tell me how close hell is!"

"I took a ton of Demerol and I thought I became religious."

"She's/He's/They're dying and my lean is mixed. Let's get to work."

"I don't care what you look like so long as you look like you've met god."

"I've inserted a cow with sunglasses and now time is unstable!"

"You can't prove I lost if I'm dead."

"Instead of frozen, its colden. It was really hard breaking it together."

" I hate to tell you this, [name], but Papa John is real and He Can Hurt You."

"Everyone knows the C in Chess stands for Cuck."

"You don't know what that pufferfish did."

"I like my men lean and mean.. and preferably a machine."

"I GOTTA SHOOT BACK TO CHRISTMAS."

"If they are the 1% they're gonna get 100% of these hands."

"Waste my time once more, Petty Man."

"FUCK YOU YOU WANNA TEST GOD? I WANNA TEST CHILLI'S!"

"Everybody knows that the perfect gamer cup is a red solo cup that has a bite taken out of it."

"I did kill myself once and won."

"Someone's fucking corpse just flung into me and reversed the polarity, the alignment, and the religious affiliation of my knees."

"I gotta go mow my drive thru."

"Does his mom love him? I sure hope so."

"Who knows? The power of fish is endless."

"I'm gonna dox you so I can beat your ass publicly".

"Because I saw the future, and you're not in it."

"Want me to cancel your heartbeat? There you go!"

"We got no time to fuck around, only to find out."

"What's stupid is thinking you need permission to ask questions."

[emphasisonthehair]

@thefreak-86

Steve couldn't believe he was actually here. THE HIDEOUT. Not necessarily the top of the line when it came to hangouts in Hawkins. Hell, it wasn't even in the top 5 bars. But here he was. He'd heard of a certain band that plays there on Tuesday nights. Never did he think he'd be showing up to one of Eddie Munson's shows, but his curiosity had gotten the better of him. Nobody knew he was there; not even Robin. The plan was to have a few drinks, blend in with the crowd, catch a few songs, and then dip.

Little did he know, there wasn't much a crowd to blend with; he stuck out like a sore thumb. 'I should leave' Steve thought to himself, but it was too late. The music started to screech and he froze in place. Secretly hoping to catch a glimpse of Eddie before he was spotted.

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Crazy shit my friends have said but as inbox starters pt. 1

Part two. you are allowed to adjust these in whatever deems appropriate to your muse!

"EITHER CONTRIBUTE OR DIE."

"My brain earned a new wrinkle!"

"There's a Gravel Pit in Chernobyl?!"

"Give me my bitch back!"

"Boy, I sure hope no sexy soldiers jump me."

"I don't wanna deal with you. Skeleton Divine Death Blast."

"Why do I talk to you?"

"Divine intervention prevented me from being a fucking idiot."

"I choose to let you live."

"You make me sick to my fucking stomach."

"You need to be locked in a cage."

"Got more photos of him than an AMV."

"I don't care if I'm irradiated, it's sexy."

"You eat what?"

"What if we google sheets."

"To fuck around is human, to find out is divine."

"Nobody talk to me in a few days, this is causing a lot of processes and none of them are good."

"ATTENTION BUS RIDERS."

"This individual would be dangerous if not for their brittle bones."

"We need to duct tape [name]s mouth shut."

"All of you need to stay away from my head."

"Your vibes are a public restroom and you should apologize to god."

"The man of the hour. Who the fuck is this guy?"

"You hanging in there, bud?"

"I'm spaghetti."

"I wanna see what [name] looks like as a burn victim."

"Why do I hear church bells."

"HE WASN'T LOVED ENOUGH, HE WAS TORN ASUNDERED BY MY DOG!"

"A few months? That's like six of them."

"I oughta kill you for saying those words."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOUR PARENTS."

"God may smite me but I'm cracking open the peach jelly."

"I love clifford the huge ass dog."

"Stop sending numbers."

"No wait it's bronchitis."

"How do you know what a fetus tastes like?"

"I don't want to answer this question."

"I have to water my anvil everyday or else I can't make bangers."

"Batting my eyelashes so hard they fly off my eyelids."

"That's so scary don't say that."

"I don't wanna fix them, they're funnier this way."

"Unhand my husband, you harlot."

"Several mental disorders and all of them are burning holes in your brain."

"I'm gonna be on a lifeline and you're gonna be the one to unplug it."

"I'm in the corner holding up a chair, you all are DEMENTED."

"Don't ask me why I have it."

"Not even the elephants foot can replicate the amount of life span I took off from myself."

"We sound insane."

"I'm the paramedic and I'm sending him to gods hospital."

"I don't know what you're saying, I just know you're wrong."

[emphasisonthehair]

@maybestronger

Headlights illuminated the road in front of him as Steve sped down the shadowy streets of Hawkins. Having just dropped Robin off, he was on his way home when a dark SILHOUETTE at the side of the road came into view. Steve slowed down as he neared the figure. Under the streetlights, he was now able to see it was Chrissy Cunningham. Rolling the window down, he pulled up next to her.

"Hey, Cunningham!" Steve called as he leaned over to get a proper look out the window. "Do you need a ride or something?" After all, it wasn't very safe to be walking around Hawkins at night by yourself.

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@chancestander liked a starter with Amelia!

People watching. One of the small amount of things Amelia was literally much made for. Seeing the auras or spirits of the people around her. Sometimes they’re interesting, sometimes they’re the same as everyone else.

This one, however, held a very curious looking one. An inhuman one almost. She had to investigate!! And how does one such as her do so? By approaching them without warning and poking their shoulder.

“Hey, hey.” She spoke usual relaxed, somewhat nasally, voice. Her tone was as if she were talking to an old friend. Clearly isn’t, but how else are you supposed to meet people?

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@viopolis liked a starter with Amelia!

Another day. Another having to simply nod and agree to the rants and ravings of her boss, her creator. She didn’t know exactly why, but there was something that was running her abundance of patience thin about this. And she has no idea how to express it. The artificial human rarely, if ever in her small life, felt an emotion such as this. Amelia was always so relaxed and easygoing. Yet today.

Perhaps the day is when she’s finally had about enough.

So, there’s Amelia, sitting there refusing to respond with a scowl on her face. Well, more so an attempt to scowl. She’s looking like she’s focusing on a wall more than anything. All while nodding near mindlessly.

[emphasisonthehair]

okay guys just to let you know i will be away on a camping trip (with little to no wifi) for roughly a week. I will be able to check up on here, but I probably won’t get too many replies done, but if I do, they’ll probably be small and without icons. 

but also feel free to chat with me in IMs or discord (just ask for it!) about plotting or screaming about ST V2 or whatever!