#|[ headcanons

[killedbyvoldemort]

THINGS  YOU  MAY  OR  MAY  NOT  KNOW  ABOUT  DORCAS  MEADOWES BULLET  POINT  STYLE

is   5′10   inches   ( 1.77m )   &   is  all  legs

wears  stiletto  heels  &  will  be  eye  to  eye 

is  an  athlete  at  the  core 

things  she  likes  regarding  sports  :  archery,  kayaking,  mountain  climbing,  swimming,  snowboarding  (  ( 1963  was  when  the  first  articifical  snowboarding  was  in  ireland  fyi  ),  running,  boxing,  hiking,  non-competitive  gymnastics  as  a  child  to  learn  balance  &  coordination  &  football

is  irish

has  never  held  a  hand  &  even  if  she  has,  it  can’t  be  proven 

is  an  unreliable  narrator 

is  awesome  at  chess

hates  playing  chess  

is  proficient  in  non - verbal  &  wandless  magic 

knows  multiple  languages 

is  not  a  procrastinator  

judges  those  who  do  all  nighters  for  papers  like  come  on 

has  no  friends  but  has  a  benjy  fenwick  

will  pay  on  dates  

if  she  ever  goes  on  a  date 

has  a  poison  garden  

loves  history 

loves  alfred  hitchcock  movies  &  slasher  films 

her  weapons  are  displayed  like  a  museum  

dresses  up  to  look  at  herself  in  shopping  windows 

is  a  glorified  murderer  &  torturer 

has  brunch  with  albus  dumbledore  on  the  regular  

most  loyal  to  alastor  moody  

her  sexual  awakening  happened  when  a  boxer  entered  a  riot  in  northern  ireland  &  fought  two  armed  british  soldiers  with  his  fists

is  very  much  dead  

[undedfuck]

Authors note:

Let it be known that Cy has three vehicles all of which serve as different purposes. He mainly holds three cars so that he may periodically switch them to stay below the radar. His first is a Mercedes Benz 190 sl, which is his favorite and his baby beyond all reasons. Coming in second is a 1968 Dodge Coronet Hemi  he considers this bad boy more of his casual everyday car, whereas his Mercedes is his luxury. His final car is a 1961 Bentley S2 Convertible this is by all means is his business car, he’s had this car specifically altered to store weapons and more. The other two holds minor weapons, but mainly in the trunk whereas his Bentley is modeled to hold guns, blades, etc throughout the entire vehicle for ease access.