#|| more data for them.

[ron-from-accounting]

"The patients.. They're not sick, They're infected."

//little bunny who knows a little too much... so cute...

^ yes.. i interpret him as a bunny... i will project bunny traits onto him... pretty sure he is canonically a lop eared bunny.. i genuinenly dont care if you hc him as a beagle, i think that's cool too...

//hello! you can call me liz, i also mod two other umamusume roleplay accounts. i like ron a lot, so i wanted to make a rp account for him!

im fine with ships and suggestive asks, please no full-blown nsfw though! (ex of suggestive: "oughh ron.. i love you..... i want you...")

also yumeshippers can be here... dont worry i dont bite.. but i do squeal in joy...

anyways.. um.. tags are below:

#|| casual accounting. - random yapping

#|| more data for them. - asks

#|| documents delivered. - interactions with blogs (reblogs) (i might make specific ones based on who interacts..)

#|| love is incalculateable <3 - specific tag for romantic yumeshippers

#|| we need extra safety precautions.. - specific tag for famillial yumeshippers

there are specific tags for specific yumes but... you gotta dig for those yourself man....

dividers are from @pixopix.. picture was edited by me but the fanart is from orvyns on pinterest.

[ron-from-accounting]

Are you aware that intern is an anomaly?

..now I am. They didn't- They didn't show any signs. I'm used to interns being a little... unstable. Even unstable enough to mention cannabalism.

...

This place does wonders to your mental health, did you know that?

[ron-from-accounting]

Are you wearing a wig....?

No? I was blessed by my mother-

He tugs on his own hair and nothing happens. It's either real hair, or he used strong glue.

[ron-from-accounting]

So... What's with the homosexual tension between you and Ratthew?

...

The tension between us isn't "homosexual". I don't like him, and he probably doesn't like me. I don't understand where you see any romantic attraction.

[ron-from-accounting]

hey, ron! won’t believe who it is!

anyways, i sure hope you wouldn’t mind if i took some paper to gnaw on, no?

-@yeahitsratthew

((ooc yes i created this blog recently, it had to be made at some point…)

...

Take some, you'd be doing me a favor.

Ron opens his suitcase and hands a few papers to Ratthew. The papers are heavily censored and barely intelligible. ..they're probably something that he shouldn't casually have on standby.

Don't make this a habit.

[ron-from-accounting]

Some homeless rat in the vents wanted me to tell you that you didn’t file your paperwork last night

..did he tell you that I passed out? Did he directly say if I was slacking off or not?

Don't trust him, he's just trying to pull at your heartstrings in the hope that you can save him from the Corporation.

[ron-from-accounting]

oh, hiya ron, saw you had a blog on here! Wanted to say hi if that’s okay!

@valentine-at-your-service

Hello, It's nice to see you.

How are you? I'd hope that you're doing well.

[ron-from-accounting]

RON I CANNOT HOLD MYSELF ANYMORE I'M SO FRICKING HUNGRY AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HERE IN THIS GODDAMN HOSPITAL WHO LOOKS DELICIOUS!! AHFJEIFKRJDWHAHFKEMTOECJKRSKFK!!!!! *He lunge toward Ron and then take aggressive bite on one of his floppy bunnies ears*

Wait, WAIT-!

The force of the lunge slams him against the wall, letting the Intern pin him. Ron roughly paws and shoves at the Intern's head and chest, hoping to get him off.

GET OFF! SOMEONE- HELP! HELP ME!