Ron from Accounting

(rp blog for ron from animal hospital, go play the game!!)

[ron-from-accounting]

"The patients.. They're not sick, They're infected."

//little bunny who knows a little too much... so cute...

^ yes.. i interpret him as a bunny... i will project bunny traits onto him... pretty sure he is canonically a lop eared bunny.. i genuinenly dont care if you hc him as a beagle, i think that's cool too...

//hello! you can call me liz, i also mod two other umamusume roleplay accounts. i like ron a lot, so i wanted to make a rp account for him!

im fine with ships and suggestive asks, please no full-blown nsfw though! (ex of suggestive: "oughh ron.. i love you..... i want you...")

also yumeshippers can be here... dont worry i dont bite.. but i do squeal in joy...

anyways.. um.. tags are below:

#|| casual accounting. - random yapping

#|| more data for them. - asks

#|| documents delivered. - interactions with blogs (reblogs) (i might make specific ones based on who interacts..)

#|| love is incalculateable <3 - specific tag for romantic yumeshippers

#|| we need extra safety precautions.. - specific tag for famillial yumeshippers

there are specific tags for specific yumes but... you gotta dig for those yourself man....

dividers are from @pixopix.. picture was edited by me but the fanart is from orvyns on pinterest.

[ditznuts17]

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Screw being a accountant, become a real bwunny

[ron-from-accounting]

[[MESSAGE STATUS: RECEIVED]] Hello Ron. It's been a while. I wouldn't trust the information from that little.. reporter. If a company doesn't like a story, they don't air it. it takes more than being a whistle-blower to get fired. Who's to say how true her story is? [[MESSAGE SENDER: 🪽]] [[DATA STATUS: PROTECTED⸮̷̨̢͚̤̙͍̗̺̙̝̰͈̮̟̘̑̾̇͑̈́̍͒͒̕?̷̛͓̮̗̓͌́͆͗̃̉̈͂̏͂̅͠‽̶͈͉̤̠̠̩̬̗̹͈͋̾̏̄́̇́̽̽͋̅̕͝]]]

The Corporation takes things seriously, they wouldn't kick someone out if they knew that the person was spouting stuff that wasn't true. They'd just do some "corrections" and let that person go. They probably kicked her out to perserve their own image becayse they know that the public would believe her.

..I appreciate your input, but I think I'll go through with my plan of interacting with her for more info.

[ron-from-accounting]

Some homeless rat in the vents wanted me to tell you that you didn’t file your paperwork last night

..did he tell you that I passed out? Did he directly say if I was slacking off or not?

Don't trust him, he's just trying to pull at your heartstrings in the hope that you can save him from the Corporation.

[ron-from-accounting]

Hi again Bunny Boyy!! I dunno if I've mentioned it but genuinely when we get married I need you to take my surname because (while I love and care about you VERY MUCH) your surname like. Really sucks🙁 and I don't think hyphenating it would make it better. like. at all

ANYWAYS, I love you very much, *Mwa Mwa* and I will see you later!!! Take care Bunny Boy!❤

I agree, my surname isn't good. Yours is prettier..

I'll see you soon, stay safe!

[ron-from-accounting]

Goo Goo Gaa Gaa!

-Baby Intern

...

Ron just stares at the baby intern for a long moment. It doesn't look or act like the anomaly that bit him, but what sane person would leave a baby in a hospital like this?

He crouches down, trying to not look intimidating.

..where are your parents?

[ron-from-accounting]

When will you wear wigs?

..probably after the whole anomaly problem is fixed, even though i doubt that'll be happening anytime soon.

[ron-from-accounting]

Ron are the wig accusations true

No? I don't- I don't want to know why all of you are wasting your time questioning something that is this pointless.

Do I need to show my baby photos to prove that my hair is natural?

[ron-from-accounting]

Mr. Accounting, what usually happens when the boss gets angry?

...

I don't want to talk about this.

[ron-from-accounting]

Have you worn wigs?

..I haven't, I was never really interested in them. I might actually wear one, I'm not sure when.. Probably after the whole anomaly problem.

[ron-from-accounting]

~ Dolly From Nursing

She was mumbling to herself again, slumping over the chair that Ron had just occupied mere seconds ago. Another stressful shift, and another ambulance.

"Can't I punch Doctor Harlow or shumthin'... He doesh nothin' on these shifts...." She grumbled into the headrest of the chair, both her ears and tail perking up as she felt Ron's hand on her head.

Don't worry about it, I've already bribed one of the other nurses to take the next shift.

He smiles, letting his hand softly ruffle her hair.

Beat him up later, you need rest. ..Seriously, though, I was fully convinced you were going to pass out. You've been running on.. what, nothing but coffee fumes? Take a break, Doll.

[detectivereporterliz]

Someone came to me, asking about if I knew you. It made me curious..

..I think we can help each other out regarding the anomalies. We can trade information, you tell me what you found, and I tell you what I found.

Does that work?

~ @ron-from-accounting

//hi moot yes i know it's tempting but answer this when you finish your intro.... i love you (/p) moot....

Hello! You're uh... Ron, right? I'd love love love to do business with you!! (≧▽≦) You've been a lot closer to the anomalies, so I can't wait to see your notes on this whole thing! ... is there anywhere we can talk away from prying eyes?

haiii hi moot!!!!!!1! gnaws on you affectionately

[ron-from-accounting]

..no, I don't think there really is anywhere to talk privately. I would offer the break room, but people can come in at any time.

Er... Mail, then? I give you what I know and you give me what you know. There's a pretty low chance of that getting picked up by the Corporation.

Ron doesn't wait for Liz to answer, he opens up his "TOP SECRET" suitcase and hands her papers in a manila folder. He closes the suitcase with a "click" and just stands there.

...

[ron-from-accounting]

Are you aware that intern is an anomaly?

..now I am. They didn't- They didn't show any signs. I'm used to interns being a little... unstable. Even unstable enough to mention cannabalism.

...

This place does wonders to your mental health, did you know that?

[ron-from-accounting]

Are you wearing a wig....?

No? I was blessed by my mother-

He tugs on his own hair and nothing happens. It's either real hair, or he used strong glue.

[ron-from-accounting]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S INTERN CANNOT BE FR RIGHT NOW!! NOT AGAIN!!

*He grabs the taser he keep on his inventory the entire time and used it to stunned the crazy ass intern who is still in the middle of attacking Ron*

Shit! i'm so sorry about thats intern, Mr. Ron lest get your ears patches up, yeah?

*He carried Ron toward room 1 so thats he can get another treatment after being attacked by Intern*

-Surgeon

..it's alright. I don't know what I expected, honestly.

Ron glances at the (now crumpled) Intern, something flickering in his gaze. He lets himself be carried, not saying anything.

The only injury on the ear is a deep bite, the fur is ruffled and stained crimson.

[graingrain-goaway]

so it’s confirmed in the new update by dr. harlow himself that ron’s last name IS ACTUALLY “FROM ACCOUNTING”???? 😭😭😭

WHO are your parents, WHERE did this last name come from, WHAT happened, WHEN did this happen, WHY did this happen, and most importantly HOW DID THIS HAPPEN 💔

RON

EXPLAIN THYSELF PLEASE

dude came out of the womb with a full on suit </3 #tawog reference

”Nicole is my middle name, my first name is DOCTOR.” ahh ron #also another tawog reference

goo goo ga gahave you ever wondered why they keep hiring new people…

[ron-from-accounting]

RON I CANNOT HOLD MYSELF ANYMORE I'M SO FRICKING HUNGRY AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HERE IN THIS GODDAMN HOSPITAL WHO LOOKS DELICIOUS!! AHFJEIFKRJDWHAHFKEMTOECJKRSKFK!!!!! *He lunge toward Ron and then take aggressive bite on one of his floppy bunnies ears*

Wait, WAIT-!

The force of the lunge slams him against the wall, letting the Intern pin him. Ron roughly paws and shoves at the Intern's head and chest, hoping to get him off.

GET OFF! SOMEONE- HELP! HELP ME!