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[thealtoclef]

Why are you ladies and gentlemen so hostile towards anomalies? We— I mean, them, some of them pose no threat to people whatsoever.

It risks the veil. It risks humanity. If we become lenient wit' the safe ones, we'll become lenient wit' the dangerous ones. There ain't any exceptions. Humanity must live in th' light, an' that's why we die in th' dark.

[thealtoclef]

Do you hate rainbows, alto?

Nah, I don't hate em. I jus' don't want my leg hairs dyed rainbow.

[eryto]

Meow?

Meow.

[thealtoclef]

Welcome back to the land of the living, Alto. It was.. strangely peaceful with you out. No offense meant.

- @dr-buck 🦌

Fuck ya too. An' whaddya mean welcome back? Not like I was out. No, no I wasn't.

[thealtoclef]

...more people per people? Are there more than one of you in there?

- @dr-buck 🦌

Oooh... somebody I don't know! Hello, uh, Buck. Uuuh, well, there's an answer to that... but I'm not sure if Alto likes when I answer it.

-- F.W.

[thealtoclef]

I have something reaaaally important to tell you Cleffy

- @kingofbooterflies

'Kay. Fine. Tell me, since it's sooo important.

[thealtoclef]

Omg clef-chan! Your so kawaii desu, nyan!

What the fuck.

[thealtoclef]

Hello, we at Businessman Company are willing to suggest a trade offer.

We give you a big sample of the Mycelium, straight from the source as well, along with the information that we've got on it from research.

We receive Johnathan "Johnny" Lockhart, no tricks or anything of that sort. We just need him, otherwise we will start using force.

He isn't quite happy with the Johnny we gave him, says it isn't the one. So we are now seeking to make a deal, we do not want to fight over just one person.

Ah. I see. Ya want Johnny back. Ya wanna give us some of that mycelium. Say, I don't trust ya one bit. How 'bout ya give me some of that mycelium... and then I'll give ya Johnny? It's a fair 'nough proposal, after all.