Jan 19, 2021
||..jonas sees jason, rain, cam, or milo make an appearance on the dash and he,,, full-on simps, lads,,, just a big simp
seen from Chile
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||..jonas sees jason, rain, cam, or milo make an appearance on the dash and he,,, full-on simps, lads,,, just a big simp
me: *pops over to discord for 5 minutes* sunny: it’s Pain Time™
||..any time there’s a mention of bear jones on my dash, lee shoves everyone else out of the way bc THAT’S HER HUSBAND--
||..jonas even thinks about rain mars, and he turns into the biggest idiot you’ve ever seen, and he just be grinning ear to ear,,, and he wants to... hold her hand,,, and play with her hair,,, and tell her she’s the prettiest, smartest, strongest, most badass soul he’s ever laid eyes on
and he will gush about rain mars until someone stops him,, he will not Shut Up
||..like all of my dm’s rn are people reacting to the idea of jonas and jason making out in front of them, and so far we have:
**good for them **disgust **visible confusion **the urge to punch jonas in the teeth **the classic ‘get a room’ **’please be normal’
||..don’t mind me, just imagining jonas, jason, lee, and brent hanging out somewhere and suddenly jason just climbs into jonas’s lap and starts kissing him, lee doesn’t react at all, and brent is.... wildly confused why lee is just allowing them to go at it in front of everyone
but it’s not like he’s surprised.
also,,, after lee caught jonas and jason making out in her apartment, she totally went to brent’s... just waltzes in the door without warning. “lee what are you--” “jonas is having sex on my couch.” “.....oh.” and then it hits him. “--wITH WHO????”
“I just want everyone t’ know that if ANYTHING happens t’ BRENTON, I will KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM and then MYSELF--”
||..which of my muses swear and how much??
**Lee -- all the fucking time **Jonas -- every now and then **Trevor -- he’s just as bad as Lee **Matthias -- he’s worse as a child; gets better after anger management **Ethan -- ofc he does,,, he’s just like his mom **Lava -- are swears bad?? what are they??
**Dick -- occasionally **Jack -- ,,,not around kids **Peter -- yeah **Sam -- Y E S **Varian -- yes, but he can also make ANYTHING sound like a swear, so,, **Ian -- ................................... only when called for