Nov 5, 2021
“ ...I know I am not supposed to do so... but... “
“ Do I have to b l o w a m o t h e r f u c k e r u p ? “
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“ ...I know I am not supposed to do so... but... “
“ Do I have to b l o w a m o t h e r f u c k e r u p ? “
“ Sounds like something I’d make... “
“ I do try to mask off overspiced things with other cancelling spices... sometimes it works, sometimes not. I remember Gil once had a nasty sneezing session on a windy day from doing that... “
“ It was a fun day... I don’t get to see her laugh as much as we did then... They aren’t the same anymore. “
“ ... “
“ That said... “
“ You can also be yeeted just as easily... “
“ Cowards... “
“ You can yeet anything if you put the effort... “
“ Now: becoming a lowkey terrorist fighting a different terrorist group? “
“ Now thats easier, and funnier. Some of their reactions are hilarious. “
“I have never fought a god... but... “
“ I can at least say using their powers is a hassle... get distracted and next thing you know you wake up with one hell of a pain, an ominous feeling of having seen things you shouldn’t, and your veins feel like FUCKING ACID. Oh! I forgot: it gives one hell of a headache and leaves your soul and magic weird for some time... plus senses, very sensitive senses... “
“ Too much trouble, do not recommend involving yourself with anything with that kind of power, or meddling with those powers without preparation. Leave gods as myths and legends doing whatever nonsenses they do, it is better that way. “
“ Either way, if gods win they are most likely going to be a dick about shit. “
“ ... “
“ It is allways he minor things... Next thing you see is agar burning an antire building with an eastern kingdom’s fireworks, eight bulls running madly on a library, a hundred pigeons within the elder’s council room, shitting EVERYWHERE And, somehow, a hundred pigs all around the place along twelve donkeys hidding in the LEAST thought out of places... “
“ But, you know, its just a small thing, it can’t suddenly turn out like that, can it? No, not at all, lets all be innocent and ignorant of fact they are all trained to be pain in the asses sometimes. “
Don’t mind Gil, she’s going to continue having the “ this is my dumb brother “ look on her face, whilst she calls the fire department for thestarting fiery shennanigans, or get someone to do so... she doesn’t have a phone.