#|urkofyour|ife

[lurkofyourlife]

100% agree Sanctuary and Secretary are like the two best movies about d/s dynamics out there lmao

(though if anyone else has recs, please, i love movies about kink)

[lurkofyourlife]

OH MY GOD IS IT MY BIRTHDAY DID I FORGET MY BIRTHDAY SDFLKJSDF:L>KJ

YOU DONT EVEN

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I AM SAYING THIS OUT LOUD IN AN EMPTY ROOM AS I TYPE

YYALL DONT EVEN TKNOW aeledsfjeaflafa;f

got me thinking i might make a fucking audio track osmgggg

GOT ME NEEDING MY DISCORD EMOJIS AAA

[lurkofyourlife]

ur hot :)

oh shit this was supposed to be anon

hhhee ehe its the shisrt heheehe

LUCKY SHSIRT!!!

[lurkofyourlife]

Maybe I'll decide on an alter ego some day, but for now just call me what you like, but do try to be civil (unless we're flirting. you can be mean if we're flirting.) (Re:nicknames, you can't go wrong with puppy or brat, or... other things, in the right context.)

Born in the 90s, female, with a fascination with kink and smut— entirely in theory. [Not inexperienced offline, simply not interested in offline experiences.] I am queer and non-monogamous, and a total nerd, and the way to my heart or loins is through tags/comments on my posts, and asks.

No terfs, swerfs, or ace exclusionists allowed, and keep all misogyny to the fantasy kind, mhm? Irl feminist and I do tend to block bigots on sight.

DMs are open for now, until someone makes me change my mind (not a challenge, but a warning). No age in bio means you will get blocked. Bots will get blocked. Happy to chat and flirt, but don't go sending pics unless I'm asking (I'm not currently asking). I do have a wishlist if you want to buy gifts 👉👈

MINORS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. 18+ only, please and thanks.

Anons are open and if you want help starting, try my ask game tag!

This is a secondary blog for me. My primary is a mess of fandom and silly things, writing, plenty of memes. I promise I'm actually shockingly well-balanced and well-adjusted (and witty, and lighthearted and/or insightful— and, of course, modest); this is just my place to be as fucked up and kinked as my little heart desires. 🩷 But hey: I'm using a separate browser for this one, folks. So I can like and follow and lurk to my heart's content, here. Or maybe I'm watching you from a random tab on my main browser. I do like to peruse...

I will always tag my content; I'm paranoid that way.

Kinks include: various varietals of bdsm at different degrees (generally a bottom, a brat, a bit of a masochist, and I just love exploring power play), knife play (so very unfortunately attracted to knives), intox, cnc, somno, mind games, object insertion, breeding kink (w/o the pregnancy bit lmao), a bit of blood play or light petplay, praise and degradation each in their own way, shame play, and plenty of other things I've been curious about or find hot in the right scenario. I may dabble in pseudoincest if the mood strikes me; it'll be tagged inc3$t and fauxc3st so you can block as needed. My yes fluids are tears, spit/drool, cum, and blood. I may occasionally talk torture (especially psychological). I'm generally pro-monsterfucking, though prefer humanoid monsters (or outright monstrous humans).

Hard nos: You may call yourself daddy/mommy, but I do not like that word. I don't mind a sir, ma'am, miss, etc, but daddy/mommy is a hard no for me. I don't mind ddlg vibes, I simply don't like the name. Never gonna judge you for it, though, so do what makes you happy. Hypnotism is a no from me. Same with bimbofication. If you want me stupid, just fuck me dumb or exhaust me in a basement with no sleep. Large age gaps (over 10-15 years or so) are a hard no. Even my pseudoincest leans 'what are you doing step bro' opposed to 'icky uncle'. It's a squick I won't be getting over any time soon. Not big on filth fetishes (sorry, no scat, piss, emeto stuff, etc). As much as I love knives, and don't mind a bit of torture, I avoid all-the-way-through, woundfucking, and vore. Also I just don't like bugs. 🥺

{no images are me. forever faceless on the internet 🩷}

Internet gf: @sexistentialprincess 🩷🩷🩷

Other reserved tags: 💀, ⛓️, 🫀

If you're looking for specific content, use the color coding in the kink section! Links below for pink tags, red tags, green tags, etc. ^^ All my original posts are tagged #|urkofyour|ife

[lurkofyourlife]

Okay but like… hostage taker trying not to catch feelings as they’re stuck in a high intensity situation and angling for a way to get out scot-free? An immense amount of danger from outside forces that they brought on themselves through the doing of a crime, and now there’s this pressure pot with hostage taker and hostage, snapping at one another but both exhausted, increasingly more frustrated as the cops refuse to take the hostage’s safety into account? Stockholm syndrome IS romantic!! Grumpy hostage taker who has enough general respect for their victim to do the little things to make their experience as easy as they can manage, even with the stress of police on their tails??? ROMANCE.

[lurkofyourlife]

i really really like seeing my faves play with other people tbh. like maybe i'm a little jealous, but only in a fun way, only in a 'i wish that were me' way and not a 'it shouldn't be them' way, because- hell, i mean, i only have one body and it's only horny some of the time, and my moots deserve to get their needs met whenever they've got 'em and with whoever's convenient. i am not always that person. so even if i can't get hornybrain to work, i promise; i am so glad you're having a good time. i am really enjoying watching.

[lurkofyourlife]

Creature Cocks are a decent brand price wise & sell ovipositor toys through Spencers and the ovi ones are often on sale as new designs and color schemes come in. I have one of their knots, the phoenix, and its solid quality, easy to clean, though first coming out of the box they are a bit of a sticky silicone texture but I ran it under warm water for a minute and didn't deal with that anymore. And they are HEAVY. But i saw in your tags you mentioned prices and stuff about them and they run 60-90 at spencers. I got my Phoenix on sale for 50$, and as of a few weeks ago the ovis were about 75$ while on sale. This was both online and in store

Omg, my tentacle is the same mold as theirs! I got mine through some etsy seller though, I think... don't remember the name, hmmm.

Though now of course im looking up ovipositor toys and toys with cum injection...

[lurkofyourlife]

Anyone have any free kink education/educators to recommend? Looking to expand my knowledge base, cause I’m a nerd 🤓