#✗ calling barton.

[exorciiist]

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

                                                    TEXTS !!

[ TEXT ]: I feel like I miss all the fun when I leave for work wtf.

[exorciiist]

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

                                                      TEXTS !!

[ TEXT ]: It was cheap and I like cheap! What else should I have done yo?

[exorciiist]

[MSG:] I’m bonding with your boyfriend. I like him. We’re plotting your demise.

                                                     TEXTS !!

[ TEXT ]: Please stop talking to each other.

[ TEXT ]: You’re lucky the bar’s busy right now or I’d come home and pull you two dweebs apart.

[exorciiist]

“What’s all this blood?!”

                                          JUST FUCK ME UP 

              ❝Uh—-nothing as bad as you’re thinkin’.❞ 

             To be fair, they shot at him  first.  He  was              just defending himself. Though his original              intention of just  kicking  their  ass  quickly             turned into him accidentally  eating  them.              It didn’t turn out clean like he usually tried,              but he was also furious and staying  clean             wasn’t at his top priority. To make matters             worse, he stole  their  wallets  afterwards.              Dick move. 

             He wipes around his eye to rid himself of              any blood in that area. A lick  of  his  lips              and he can still taste them(it’s almost  as             sweet as it tastes). He’s a  binge  drinker,              he’s always hungry,  but  at  least  being              well fed  gives  him  a  sense  of  control.              Enough to not want to, or have much  of              an urge, to hurt her. He wants out of this              conversation  quickly.   He’s  never  been              good  at  the  subjects  of  blood  or  the             crimes he’s committed. Even less so now             that she  knows  what  he  is.  He’s  had              conversations like this  before  and  they             rarely ever turn out  good.  So  he  takes              out the stolen money and waves it in the             air. Clearly the best distraction.

               ❝So what d’ya say we go out to eat or               something after I get cleaned up?❞

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❤ - salvatorebastard

Send my character a ❤ and I’ll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours.

Affectionate;

Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection

Sex;

Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex

Dates;

Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates

Would my character…

Marry them? Yes | No | maybe who knows bc i don’tHave sex on the first date? Yes | NoConfess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No