#&elliot.

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「 TEXT TO : flower boy 」

bea: i know we have a lot to talk about

bea: but i have to write the next glitter 2001 starring mariah carey for this studio to see if they'll look at any of my actual projects and to do that i need to watch glitter 2001 starring mariah carey

bea: and you're the only person i would want to do it with

bea: come on up ?

bea: i'll be buried under 80 pillows and blankets

bea: i made a fort

bea: text me when you're here so i can let you in

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「 TEXT TO : elliot i hate you」

bea: elliot i need some FUCKING ADVICE and i'll give you the rest of this bottle of jack daniels that i somehow acquired if you answer seriously

bea: should i ruin someone random's relationship

bea: because i have been told i have to

bea: not someone in the house or anything just someone

bea: and don't give me some shit about not abiding, i am TIRED as fuck of being last fucking place

bea: at least you have grace on your side

bea: i have no one

bea: anyway

bea: write me back IMMEDIATELY

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📷 💬 💋 B~]

📷 for what my muse would say to the paparazzi about yours.

“ i don’t know why you need sources when you can just watch the damn show. give us the ratings we deserve, okay ? if you watched would know know that no, elliot is still my friend, no, he’s not a drug dealer, no, i don’t hate him, and honestly, you vultures need to step the fuck back and think about why you want to believe that a dumbass who runs a party planning company sells drugs, okay ? because you’re talking to me, and i’m not going to let you eke by with this gross, racis — yeah, el, they’re gone. come on. hurry up, drunky the expolorer. that only works once, then they decide that racism sells in america. so, move. i do not want to be on the daily mail’s snapchat story. ”

💬 for a text my muse would send about yours to a third party.

03:54 bea martin 📲 [ PRIVATE] : hey, elliot lost his keys in the club somewhere and he’s sleeping off his future hangover in my room so you wanna come help me look for them? i do not want to have to let his bitch ass in every day until he gets a new set03:55 bea martin 📲 [ PRIVATE] : club’s in weho, it’ll be fun i guess03:55 bea martin 📲 [ PRIVATE] : well, we can make if fun03:55 bea martin 📲 [ PRIVATE] : i’ll clean your dishes if you help i don’t wanna go alone04:00 [ PRIVATE ]   04:01 bea martin 📲 [ PRIVATE] : thank you lorde baby jesus i love you just gonna make sure elliot’s on his side then i’ll meet you out front kay?

💋 for what my muse would say to the person trying to woo your muse.

“ trust me when i say you’re not his type. like, yeah, he likes brown eyes, but babe, the tits are kind of a deal breaker for him. no, no, i don’t mean he likes— elliot is gay, dear god. do you even watch the show ? fuck, does anyone watch the show ?? is my income source getting cancelled ??? give me your shot. give me it. thanks. ”

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*  ☆*ﾟ— ELLIOT / @ellictss

“ el. heard a rumour you’re saying i owe you for all of those takeout nights we used to have, huh. do i need to get some of those criminals my mama’s gotten out of international jail to come and get you to forgive my debt ?? ” beatriz was acutely aware, very very very acutely aware, of the cameras lingering over her shoulder. but, if people couldn’t figure out that she was joking with elliot by this point, they would never figure it out. and that wasn’t her problem. besides, the producers had demanded she have more of a personality this season. fucking with elliot was at least a quarter of that.