imagine an au where bart gets turned human. "what the fuck my insides feel like theyre gonna explode" "you have to pee, bart" "FUCK THAT im also hallow???" "have a snack" do you think his human would cry more than he does because now hes gonna die a normal human death. i bet so
oh god. he forgets about food and water and just straight-up passes out on the floor within the first 48 hours and has to be revived with orange juice. falls asleep for the first time and sits bolt upright 8 hours later like “NATHANIEL I DIED A LITTLE”











