#birdfairy

[rennybu]

also! how are him and fen doing post da2/post dai?

Hawke???? Never heard of him..............

(thank you for asking! They’re fantastic. They are married in every aspect except physical (no ring or ceremony SKJKFH they’re BUSY), and they spend their time helping refugees throughout Ferelden. Sometimes Orson does work with mage strongholds to make sure they have a proper sense of community in place. Also fuck a canon they do war table missions for the Inquisitor to beat up and expose Venatori. They never stopped giving each other post-fight sweaty kisses. Gross. Also Also they’ve taken up skygazing/stargazing as a romantic couples activity. Fenris knows more constellations than Orson does, but Orson is better at seeing cloud shapes)

[zisurru]

imagine an au where bart gets turned human. "what the fuck my insides feel like theyre gonna explode" "you have to pee, bart" "FUCK THAT im also hallow???" "have a snack" do you think his human would cry more than he does because now hes gonna die a normal human death. i bet so

oh god. he forgets about food and water and just straight-up passes out on the floor within the first 48 hours and has to be revived with orange juice. falls asleep for the first time and sits bolt upright 8 hours later like “NATHANIEL I DIED A LITTLE”

[wrenchswango]

birdfairy replied to your post: coming out as someone who loves gabber and...

everyone has a fursona some people just haven’t unlocked them yet

what level do fursonas unlock at I’m at 22 rn

[bapouro]

birdfairy replied to your post: i wish i knew what to do 

my area is really really conservative and the people are awful but i wore a vest-suit type thingy and i looked and felt great and tbh it was mostly stupid adults that made me self concious but most ppl didn’t care, it was worth it

maybe ill wear... a fancy dress shirt or something. i like those. i wonder what to wear on the bottom i dont want to wear a skirt again...

[phantombrushy]

@guardiansofthefantasy said:

Only when you cry of happiness (& they're all right. Believe them.)

Hhhhhhh you guys are too nice to me I don’t deserve you

@atlastheseus said:

#luv ya #there are no lies here only FACTS

ugh fINE I LOVE YOU TOO YOU NERD

@birdfairy said:

mix them all to create ultimate man

Should I though? Some things aren’t meant to be created, and I don’t think humanity is ready

[mentosmorii]

omg thats the Nintendo ds chat .... kids these days

um sweaty,,, unless you were using club penguin as a form of social media in the mid 2000s yr a nerd n that’s just the 411!

[fowl-ish]

birdfairy replied to your post “ppl who say artemis fowl is "sapiosexual”

uhm hes actually aceplatonic sapiosexual sweaty

I JUST SAW THIS AND I SCREAMED AT “ACEPLATONIC”

[rennybu]

luna uses mahon as a chair

arty, you’re right and thank you for saying so