Jan 29, 2018
I imagine Caleb Widogast is exactly like my cat. As in I think he likes company but not attention, so he’ll join the group in the evenings, find the coziest spot nearby (which may or may not be On someone else), curl up, and read book.
But!! you Must Not acknowledge him, Must Not look him in the eye, and MUST NOT touch him or he WILL bite your fingers.
#caleb widogast#yes this post implies my cat could read#also yes I am imagining this with#widofjord#and in Caleb just turning him into a chair#completely without acknowledgment or comment#u are my furniture now#DO NOT SPEAK TO ME FURNITURE#I AM BEING AN IMPORTANT CAT#DO NOT INTERRUPT#'Caleb-'#'im reading go away'#'i can't go away you are liTERALLY ON ME'