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[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?

REFER TO : STRANGE STARTER MEMES

“You do not have to text me, I am right here.” Hanbin taps his finger against the pockets of his jeans with a rather disappointed look on his face, patiently waiting for the other to turn around and realize the actuality of the situation.

“ Actually . . . multi-use Hanbin is my optimum epithet, miss. As a matter of fact I do enjoy multi-tasking. Therefore, I must counter such statement and provide my rationale. I am ‘good’ for various things. It may not be prevalent. However, I do beseech you to believe me. In my defense, I was pre-occupied with the massive--workload at YG. I suppose, I could apologize for such negative behavior. Perhaps, you earnestly dedicated your time in waiting and I--unfortunately failed to fulfill your wishes. The ice cream shop was quite far-flung and I completely omitted that thought in my head. May I treat you, next time, perhaps?”

#hcldmetightly #(!reply);#(!game);

“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”

REFER TO : STRANGE STARTER MEMES

★★ RECIPIENT : @nahvuns

"I cannot believe you’re comfortable enough to tell me this non-sense. What the actual hell?” Hanbin’s eyebrows naturally curl, he shakes his head repeatedly and stares at the blank space right behind her in despair. “I cannot believe such thing escaped your lips, sister in law!” He began to laugh at the situation, hoping no one heard such obnoxious comment. “That’s it. Sister, you must cleanse your mouth before meeting Jaewon’s parents. If you do wish to meet them, please seal your lips and let your boyfriend do the talking.” He heaves out a sigh and continues with such forceful yet frial smile on his face. “At least bring some dowry to make up for it, yeah?”

#nahvuns #(!reply);#(!uhm Jaewon you need to control this woman);#before doomsday comes right before your eyes #(!sil);

[text] I will not get you donuts.

REFER TO : STRANGE STARTER MEMES

★★RECIPIENT : @yuua | 02-66XX-YYYY

MESSAGE SENT AT 3:20 PM | Seoul, SK( sms ) All I can say is . . . unfair. Perhaps, you’re acting this way due to the fact that I accidentally neglected my messages as I was at YG, working myself to the point of exhaustion.

MESSAGE SENT at 4:55 PM | Seoul, SK ( sms ) In my defense, I was infused with dedication. ㅍㅎㅎ( sms ) I feel extremely guilty. But--( sms ) 풉, please purchase some sugar donuts. I beg of you.

MESSAGE SENT at 7:20 PM | Seoul, SK( sms ) I suppose, I will not get an answer anytime soon? ㅎㅅㅎ . . fine.

Hanbin slams his phone against the wooden table and heaves out a sigh of frustration. The sudden rush of annoyance fills his senses. He’s quite irascible and tetchy, therefore, unanswered messages tend to bother him. “It’s whatever then! I can donuts on my own.”

#yuua #(!reply);#(!game);#(!starter:game);

🎶

🎶 for me to use my favorite line of the last song I listened to as a starter

“Today I don’t feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. Don’t feel like picking up the phone so leave the message at this tone cause today I don’t feel like doing anything, nothing at all.” Hanbin shrugs repeatedly as he recites the whole line, a prideful smile escapes his lips. “Or, you can just take me on a buffet with Jaewon hyung and talk about your future. Sounds ideal, am I right?”

#nahvuns #(!reply);

RECEIVED* FROM: @souwon

Oh, hello to you, B.I ssi! (–she smiles before it’s followed by a light chuckle`) I’m not sure if they’re intimidated by it but I sure do use it to my advantage when the situation calls for it. You would know, right? When disciplining and lovingly bullying the members? (–she shrugs her shoulders coolly and gave him a nod`)

You must be G-FRIEND’s tower-like leader, Suwon. [/ he stalwartly dips his head downwards and proffers his hand in a dutiful manner ] Likewise. However, such method is not applicable in a situation similar to mine. Perhaps, it is always a challenge to authorize the processes and behavioral outcomes in a group. Technically, each individual must exert effort for the betterment of the collective, itself. Teasing the members is--I am assuming--a charm of mine. Although, as a leader, I possess such stern and harsh attitude with regards to practice and any type of business-related activities. Teasing is my sole way of illustrating my affection towards the members. I am aware of the hardships and cumbersome aspects that goes along with the leader’s chief responsibility. It is a rather intricate process, I assure you.

#souwon #(!reply);

RECEIVED* FROM @hyerella

Obviously. You have to admit, those ‘epithets’ are noteworthy. Who would’ve though of such nickname? Oh look at you sugar-coating that statement. My voice is not even comparable to that of an angel. I am not worthy. Not even close. Perhaps, Kim Hanbin should stop saying disagreeing and give Dahye a chance to redeem herself instead. Sounds realistic and reasonable enough? I am at a loss here. I haven’t even shown you my skill to ‘rhythm ta’ and bark like Bobby. What a shame. I guess you lost that privilege! You have this habit of using Bob the builder as a way to discourage me, Hanbino the sassy pants. With that said, I am patiently waiting for the merch you promised me four months ago. I just want a lightstick–is that too much to ask for?

Epithets? Perhaps such nicknames aren’t “noteworthy”; In my own opinion, they are “cringe-worthy.” You and I both know how absurd and ignominious it is. I demand a refund, noona! Refrain from claiming such nonsense and irrelevant information. You must be doubtful of your own capabilities--and let me inform you that such doubt isn’t necessary. You’re talented and skillful enough. Perhaps, such deal is set and isn’t meant to wither, am I right? You must be a really big fan of iKON--BOBBY--you are knowledgeable and bright when it comes to topics that revolves around the group. Such dedication could lead to depletion of your health, noona. I appreciate the loving support. What? Sassy pants? Come on, those are out of context. The reasoning behind such measures is unconventional and irrational. The underlying message must be difficult to decipher. The merch is sold out. I apologize. However, you may still get a limited edition Bobby figurine for free. I suppose, you can maintain him by sprinkling water over his head every day. Such a dreadful task--am I correct?

#(!reply);#sorry not sorry.#(!dahy);#(!nanana girl);#*What's up fam chat reference;

RECEIVED* FROM : @hyvkjaelee

♕ — Simply mentioning this one Spanish word could have him break out into the song as well as the dance – he was trying hard to control right now. After coming to realization that the other just addressed him like that caused his eyes to widen some, yet he couldn’t help his laughter from breaking out. Arms folding over his chest, he got back to pulling a serious expression again just so he could play along a little and tease the younger.

“Hey, Hanbin. Do I look like a pretty woman to you, huh?”

[/ The sudden inquiry only generated apprehensive thoughts in his head, pondering as to why he greeted a pioneer in such bizarre method. Perhaps, it’s due to the fact that he is aware of the other’s complex personality. Imaginably, Hanbin thought the greeting is fitting and plausible enough for the other to appreciate and chuckle upon -- though, it is already nerve racking enough to introduce himself ]

“Well no, it’s not that at all, hyung. I am just a big fan of the song ‘MAMACITA’ and I thought it would be a great way to say hello. Not cause I find you as a “pretty woman” . . . unless you’d like such flowery title?”

#(!reply);#Hey Mamacita.#AYIYIYI.#Is that how it goes--