Aug 23, 2016
Any thoughts on the gay birds of Dalton Academy? They seem to really be chatting it up with Kurt.
Let’s just get it all out in the open, anon: the homoerotic subtext between Captain Hunter Clarington and his ‘first mate’ Sebastian, the clearly effeminate mascot, the boy band antics (hello, Lance Bass?); Dalton Academy is essentially Gay Hogwarts---just a different kind of wand waving.
As for their interest in Hummel? Probably racing to see who can take his backdoor virginity first.