#hakunagossip

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Any thoughts on the gay birds of Dalton Academy? They seem to really be chatting it up with Kurt.

Let’s just get it all out in the open, anon: the homoerotic subtext between Captain Hunter Clarington and his ‘first mate’ Sebastian, the clearly effeminate mascot, the boy band antics (hello, Lance Bass?); Dalton Academy is essentially Gay Hogwarts---just a different kind of wand waving.

As for their interest in Hummel? Probably racing to see who can take his backdoor virginity first.

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Finn seems to be spending a lot of time in Glee Club...Maybe he does have a thing for Berry, or maybe a Hummel.

You know, I’ve noticed myself that Finn and Rachel seem to be getting awfully cozy. Those romantic duets are certainly not sanctioned by the Head Cheerio, I bet. Is there trouble in paradise for Q and Finnocence? Is Rachel Berry going to settle for playing the part of teenage mistress? Or maybe Quinn is Finn’s beard, Rachel’s his backup, and his heart truly belongs to the biggest closet case in Lima----Kurt Hummel. Birds of a feather?

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I hear the reason Mr. Shuester gives Rachel all the solos is because she's giving him some special favors.

Could this be true? Rachel Berry, engaging in the show-choir version of the casting couch? I don’t want to believe it, anon—-I’d like to think Rachel is saving herself, for me.

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Rachel Berry made out with a hot dog.

While that makes a delightful mental image I’ll definitely be saving for my solo after-school time, it begs the question: why would Rachel Berry make out with a hot dog, when she could be making out with me instead?

I’m available, Rachel.