#('shit')

[truck-senpai]

Bye not the suitors full on planning to sa penelope and telemachus then kill him WHILE ODYSSEUS IS IN THE ROOM TOO

[steel-and-fire]

(Everyone got pick up lines the other day, but I forgot to send one to Fen)  "If being handsome was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged."-said Eive.

"Um....thanks." He wasn't sure how to respond, compliments, even cheesy silly ones, always caught him entirely off guard and he just froze up.

"I do...my best. It's all in the shampoo."

[talesfromthecrypts]

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) // Knives Out (2019)

dir. Rian Johnson

[mrsluthordanvers]

ok but like has anything funnier happened then rose and bernard just like, building a hut in the middle of the jungle to avoid sawyer and kate and juliet and jack all their nonsense

[solar-melodies]

i know we're all freaking out about the doctor who finale but do you know what i really want

a christmas special feat. the master

[letpapersleep]

HE CHOPPED UP THE PROTECTION TABLE....... THE TABLE PROTECTING HIM. HE CHOPPED IT UP

[i-miss-my-90gb]

Shane: *lets out a blood curdling scream*

Ghost: