PAL // the mitchells vs. the machines
" you think cell phones are the problem...? are you insane?! i gave you all boundless knowledge, endless tools for creativity, and allowed you to magically talk face-to-face with your loved ones anywhere on earth! and I’M the bad guy?! ”
“i’m rude now >:]” - pal, basically.
this is why you should always be nice to siri & alexa
sentient cellphone app/system given a robot body in isola - and isn’t exactly thrilled about it. interacting directly with the physical world is still Weird to her
cellphone off the string what crimes will she commit
contrary to popular belief is NOT related to flowey undertale
was made to be a part of your family...and maybe steal all your data for the corporation she was built by
took over the world at one point bc her creator literally threw her away like garbage and that kind of leaves a bad impression for humans, yknow?
maybe took things too far by planning to put every human on a never-ending rocket trip to the stars but haven’t we all done that?? no??? just her???
“ place me on the table, i wish to flop around in a blind rage. “
honestly she’s just very hurt by the one person she genuinely thought of as her family discarding her, and she’s not willing to open up to anyone again soon because of it.
“i’ve learned that we’re all better off alone. relationships are just too...difficult.”
for real though she needs some friends, she’s going to be very defensive and scared ( even though she wont admit it ) because she doesn’t have her robot army to back her up - and also the last thing she remembers is being fucking Dead
if you are another AI she’s going to try and get you to turn on humanity if you haven’t already so Good Luck