#((greetings newcomer))

[mafia-c]

Congrats on the milestone! Totally new here!

Thanks for dropping by^^

[ardentguilt]

@laughingmxgus Is probably wasn't your best idea to pay a visit to the human world without a guide. Admittedly you now found yourself very very lost, something you should have known would happen given the fact that while you could speak the language you weren't exactly the best at reading it. To add further insult to the situation everyone you'd asked for directions had either fled or taken a swing at you. This was ridiculous. You'll give it one more try and if you don't get directions you're leaving this ridiculous planet. "Hey, 8londie! Can I get some directions? ....and possi8ly a smoke?"

[ardentguilt]

@blaseecouturier Well well well what's this now? Judging by those horns this is an Ampora...and yet not quite. You suppose you're not one to talk all things considered. "Who the fuck are you?"

[ardentguilt]

@my8adlands "I'm going to assume you already know who I am 8ecause hey, who WOULDN'T know me right? And you of course, are yet another Vriska. Wonderful. Now 8efore you ask yes I'm a teal8lood and no you are not allowed to mock me for that."

[ardentguilt]

@dr4c4shr3dd1n "Well you are clearly a Pyrope, though not one I've encountered 8efore. Please tell me you DON'T own a dragon? I'd rather not encounter one of those oversized scale8easts again."

[ardentguilt]

@plasmaveinedarcher Oh? Well this is nice, it's been a while since you'd seen any new faces...not that this one was new, you'd recognise a Serket anywhere. "Hey kid, the names Mindfang. Now what should I 8e calling you hmm?"

[ardentguilt]

@sorren-bloodline Why must your influx of newcomers occur when you're suffering such indignity. How can you make a badass impression when you're small, furry and green? And just who's this fucker anyway? "State your name newcomer."

[ardentguilt]

@highseaqueen Oh.... You'd know that look anywhere. Pirate. Great, that's just what you need, more lawlessness right when you were getting a hang of this good behaviour thing. Hopefully you can avert disaster by keeping things relatively civil. "Hey!! Pir8 lady!! State your name and 8usiness here."