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[kitteecassee]

baby i’m a freak 🎶

[claypigeonpottery]

just wanted to share my favourite local graffiti with you guys lol

[jollyart]

"Hi there! What are you reading?"

When an angel visits the mortal realm.

[tomicscomics]

09/25/2025

The man's in heck and STILL digging himself a deeper hole.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY:

1. In this Bible story, Jesus tells a parable about a rich man and a poor man. The rich man lives luxuriously while the poor man, sickly and starving, wastes away just outside his gate. When they both die, the poor man is comforted by Father Abraham in paradise while, just across an impassable chasm, the rich man is trapped in a place of fire and torment. The parable doesn't say the rich man did anything overtly evil in his life. His only implied sin is that, for all his wealth and feasting, he failed to show charity to the poor man right outside his home, and for this, he's condemned. It's a harrowing reminder that failing to do the good we're capable of can be just as bad as doing evil.

--- 1a. By the way, I think Lazarus is the only named character in all of Jesus's parables. Makes you wonder why Jesus bothered naming him... especially when He has a friend that shares that very name. (Thank you, sam, on Patreon, for pointing this out!)

--- 1b. Also, it's interesting that the rich man calls Lazarus by name once they're both dead. Is this just a case of characters in old stories growing in knowledge at the same pace as the reader, rather than having separate awareness? Or could Jesus be implying the rich man was so familiar with the poor sickly man on his step that he knew him by name? (Thank you, sam, for pointing this out as well!)

2. In this cartoon, the rich man asks Abraham why he's been condemned. Abraham explains that the rich man didn't help the poor stranger, Lazarus, who was just outside his door. The rich man argues that, aktshually, Lazarus was no stranger; he was ALWAYS outside the rich man's door, so the rich man knew him well. Abraham stares at the rich man for a moment, then points out that the fact the rich man knew Lazarus so well and STILL NEVER HELPED HIM kind of makes his lack of charity even worse, not better.

[redglassbird]

Me, shoving my earbuds in all the way to my brain: this will fix me

[zombified-hoglin]

I'm like 1k away from hitting 50k hits on Cherophobia and now the question is what the fuck do I do in celebration for reaching 50k

[tomatojellyfish]

So I have a fever, and it resulted in an actual fever dream where the plot of the first Dishonored game mixes with Warhammer.

Curze has a partner and a daughter. The partner serves as planetary governor of a recently inducted world, with their marriage to a Primarch as a key condition of joining the Imperium. Some time later, the planet's elites begin falling to Nurgle. While Konrad is away on campaign, the cult conspire. They spread plague across the world, then plan to assassinate the partner upon Curze's return and frame both him and the Imperium for the murder. Konrad returns and they strike and time it to one of his seizures so it looks believable. No one will try to imprison a primarch, but the cultists kidnap his daughter and start with the propaganda: "This is what the Imperium does! It lures worlds in, then slaughters their rulers! Only (the old gods') grace spared the child, and we'll raise her properly!" Now Konrad faces three nightmares: (1) distraught self-doubt - did he truly murder his only love? (2) a cult dominating public opinion - exploiting the Night Lords' horrific reputation was never easier, and (3) mounting Imperium pressure to exterminate a world drowning in Chaos - and if his child is compromised they too must face the same fate. Mortarion and Corvus might arrive for "rescue"/"fire support," finding and saving the girl before him. Returning her to Konrad is now a terrible idea. Their brother is halfway through massacring the planet, and he'd hate himself forever for failing again. But not returning her is even worse, for he will turn on them.

No clue where to take it next, but that's the concept.