Miasma is a mass at the core of the Guardians’ Plane. It comes from Primordial Miasma, which disappeared almost completely a thousand years ago.
It erupts from the cracks in the ground at the edge of each of the four lands.
Its goal is to create a living being worthy of hosting what remains of the Primordial Miasma, and to do so it mimics living beings by assimilating them like a parasite of sorts.
Thanks to the first Guardian Beasts repelling the First Great Wave of Primordial Miasma where the lands converge, the Miasma is now only able to mimic one characteristic, which changes depending on the land it erupts from.
In the east, it mimics warmth.
In the south, it mimics voices.
In the west, it mimics the mind.
In the north, it mimics strength.
And fusing together, almost complete beings are born, like Willow, Crystal and Meg.
im gonna do this blog thing by pretending this is my diary because im cool and manly and everybody wants to know about me because im cool
(im lying, dont read this or whatever, i just need a place i can reliably check later because books have been finicky because of the whole spy issue lately)
anyways today im just out hanging out with the the cool trolls today before we go our separate ways and ive been thinking about stuff
like, we found mars uhhh a month ago at this point and he wants to finish some business in alternia, so on top of the counterattack thing ive also been juggling his comeback stuff. which is a bit annoying because girl hi theres already a lot going down with the entire ruler wants to blow my planet up thing, maybe wait in line a little? like, its fine that he wants to go, im not going to force him to stay despite liking it when hes around much more than when he fucks off to sea (rebel version). its still much better than when he goes fucks off to sea (scared version) because at this point they dont come hand in hand anymore so this is actually something he does want to do
and hell be safe there too because of the attack and thats important
dont get me wrong hes like 2 whole heads taller than me but if you as much as look at him wrong he passes out, shrivels up and then dies. in that order.
actually i think im just gonna make him carry back to alternia some of our other important troll dudes cuz even though these dudes actually know how to hold a gun i dont think i want to risk losing half the brains of the cause, 'cause im pretty sure im not making it this time for one reason (getting blasted into bits) or another (world ending game or whatever)
also maybe getting kanaya to haul some humans that way would be nice too, we need to try and carey as many humans by the scruff outta here as fast as we can because i have some rough estimates of where the rulers troops will land at and hm! concerningly close to here!
god why does alternia suck so much by the way, that place isnt even livable dude
im pretty sure i could dig a hole in the surface of one of jupiters moons and have an easier time being there with no gear than living in some weird alternian city
my head would explode in either case but were i at least in io the view would be pretty
hellhole
atrocious
anyways, ive been talking to the weird fish troll girl and shes kinda cool actually. she has her own plans and shes leading her own stuff, but also she refuses to leave earth so thats pretty damn stupid. like girl get out, theyre going to put you in the air fryer for 45 minutes and serve you with lime slices
eh, whatever
id try and convince her to leave but she does have a solid defense attack so im not too bent on it. shes responsible and smart enough to stay. ive been trying to teach her my role so when i skedaddle she can keep my codex and the info. kinda sucks that the trolls are taking over leadership of the allegiance, but i guess right now its for the best as they can get shot like 30 times before they start really feeling it and we only need to get shot once to actually die
anyways the important thing is that im microwaving some nuggets for lunch and im extremely excited about that
