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[dicksmasher]

[dcxdpdabbles]

Janet: Bad news. I got cursed at the last cite

Jack: Drat. We almost made it a year without a curse. Should I call the same guy to remove it?

Janet: That trenchcoat brit can't get rid of this curse. Its out of his league.

Jack: What?

Janet: I lied about the temple I was studying. Its not a minor god. It's the Ghost King Phantom's temple

Jack: WHAT?! YOU KNOW NOT TO MESS WITH THE DEAD'S RESTING PLACE!

Janet: It wasnt a tomb! I thought I was safe.

Jack: And now you have Phantom's curse. Great. What is it?

Janet: I'm pregnant

Jack:....pardon?

Janet: Phantom asked me if I wanted to live in eternal pain through misfortune that would slowly drive the Drakes into maddness until I died or if I would be his surrogate mother for his prince. I choose the second option.

Jack:....

Janet: He said I could name him. Im calling him Timothy. Timothy, The Ghost Prince. People will tremble upon hearing his name.

Jack: We need a change of careers

Janet: check out this glowing tattoo! Its the curse seal. Look! It changes colors. Ohhhhh~

Jack: ....thats actually really cool.

[lvrkatsuki]

the eyes of pure yearning oh katsuki

[i-am-ami1633]

Clean-shaven Max

Clean-shaven Charles

My sweet lovely couple

[wyntxrr]

franziska von karma !

[yonderlandtoo]

I had a completely normal reaction to this

[cosmic-nia]

hey guys so im totally normal about the glitch direct today. Eyup. Absolutely << lie