#(anon wat)

[acrxmxnal-archived]

Anonymous said: Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

“........I don’t get it...”

[ichor-and-symbiosis]

Where are the turtles 🐢

[timecxtter]

Daddy Fu

“C-come again?”

Unless his left hand was capable of spawning children, he wasn’t sure what to make of that statement.

[aph-ask-england]

I want to see England fucking a door handle, since ask-art-student-Prussia has been refusing to do it for like two solid years

I’ve got a rather, promiscuous history but I don’t think you could get me drunk enough to do something that frivolous, mate.  (( No way, is this true? @ask-art-student-prussia ))