#anon wat

[ichor-and-symbiosis]

Where are the turtles 🐢

[timecxtter]

Daddy Fu

“C-come again?”

Unless his left hand was capable of spawning children, he wasn’t sure what to make of that statement.

[aph-ask-england]

I want to see England fucking a door handle, since ask-art-student-Prussia has been refusing to do it for like two solid years

I’ve got a rather, promiscuous history but I don’t think you could get me drunk enough to do something that frivolous, mate.  (( No way, is this true? @ask-art-student-prussia ))

[cardinalpinion]

Purple hat, cheetah print. Dancing on the people. Rolled up at the after joint. Dancing, dancing on the people, people.

[acrxmxnal-archived]

Hhhhhhh....I...I am jus' a little flower....I'm dying....you have to water me....you have to use your pee....

“………………………….Eessh.”

[delinquentwarden-blog]

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want to do so much you could do anything?

“.....Yes?”

[bladechosen]

Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance! Cat? I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!

“…What the quiznak did I just watch?”