#(awful...)

[magsterdragster]

JUST REALIZED DONNIE LIKES BLACK LICORISH, HE DESERVES TO BE BULLIED WUT THE FART /hj

How could you look at this face and bully him!?!?!? About candy!?!?!? /hj

[scrybe-of-tech-p03]

I''''mmmm fine. Al̴̗̽̎̚l good now... This was embarrassiņ̸̢̡̢̛͕͕̮͍̣͇̇͑̒̑g.

I apologize for the minor outbu̴̜̤͈̞̥̼̳͙͒̾͆̍͒̓̊͂̍͋̕͠rst and losing the ability to think apparently.

I don't fë̶̛͍͕́͑̀̂̊̏̐̕el well.

But I will recover...

[meriooli]

Private Waters - Chapter #5 - Just act normal

Thomas closed his eyes and went back to sleep.

Transcript under the cut:

Thomas opened his eyes at around 12 in the afternoon to his phone blowing up.

“[Puts phone on speaker] Yes?” Thomas said as he answered the phone.

“Thomas, it’s your mother, how are you?” A female voice rang out.

“Oh. Hi Mother, all is well, how are you?” Thomas said as forced as he could.

“I’m glad, I hope you’re free in 3 weeks, if not you're cancelling your plans!” His mother said.

“Oh yeah, the yearly meet up with the family…” Thomas sighed.

“I hope you’ve been able to find a lovely person with you as a date! I don’t want to be embarrassed anymore.” His mother said sharply.

“Oh? [coughs] Of- of course, I’ve got a date, mother who do you take me for?” Thomas lied blatantly.

“Good! Took you long enough, now bye-bye, I’m visiting in 3 days time, so you can tell me all about them!” His mother said excitedly.

“Oh, oh yes of course!” Thomas faked his excitement.

As his mother hung up the phone, Thomas threw himself onto his bed.

“It’s far too fucking early for this.” He cursed

[pitatties]

funny haha joke i did for a friend lmfao https://youtu.be/jAX31l3fSFY

[ua-monoma]

🗝 (cause I’m a fancy bitch) do you think pineapple pizza is better, maple syrup on pizza is better, or candy corn on pizza is better?

They all sound absolutely disgusting.

[daniellerussells]

I have to find out what my own opinion is. And I have to do it on my own.

[middleschoolhumor]

wow i had a killer headache and fuckin fell asleep for most of the day